Al-Turki will be sneeking back thru the Mexican border to claim undocumented democrat statis. There's already two EBT cards waiting for him.

It's no secret that I have little to no use/love tfor the 44th occupant of the White House, but...

Every once in a while, a good jiopike like this comes along and it reminds me of another set of truisms:

No one is *completely* useless: They...
) can always serve as a bad example.
) make you smile if they get pushed down stairs.
) fit the punchline flawlessly.
) remind you that things were better once upon
) warn you that things can get worse
) etc... More???

Don't tell me Obama fled the Whitehouse to join ISIS. :)

I'll be glad to show al Turki a classy beheading procedure.

I just pasted the link to an email sent to my son entitled "A Turkey Pardons A Turkey And--"

http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/11/pardon...

and I wrote nothing else.

And how many Gitmo terrorist leaders did we trade to get it back?

Hahahahaha. Thank you for this.

Another grave-y mistake by the Turkey-In-Chief...

That was a lot of fun to read. Much better than the news...

Jan

Priceless good fun and bird puns galore. Thanks for posting this inspired nonsense, jdg. We all needed a few laughs.