Mrs. Jellyby opines about Public Education
I found a new faux heroine: Mrs. Jellyby. The character from Charles Dickens is so pre-occupied by wanting to fulfill her own preconception about helping others that she not only neglects her own family in the process, but doesn't actually accomplish anything to help in the first place! Just like liberals/progressives! They don't care about results, they just want to LOOK like they are getting something done.
when in doubt
run in circles
scream and shout
usually, "it was Bush! it was Bush! it was Bush!"