Boeing Proudly Announces It Has Fixed Malfunctioning Whistleblower

Posted by $ rainman0720 2 months ago to Humor
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I was going to add this to a recent post, but I couldn't find the email that contained the link I was looking for. The topic was Boeing, and someone speculated that the whistleblower had been "Epsteined". To which I added, "Or Clintoned". So apologies to whoever started that post; if I could have found the proper email, I would have added this to your thread.

From The Bee. Enjoy.

The headline is above.

Excerpt:
When asked how fixing the whistleblower would solve ongoing issues with the design and assembly of the aircraft, the spokesman offered the following response: "There aren't any more problems. Got it? If you disagree, you can take it up with our newest board member, Hillary Clinton."


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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 month, 3 weeks ago
    I just tried to post that article, but rainmaker got there first. Great post and unfortunately every comment on it is right on.
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  • Posted by $ BobCat 2 months ago
    Appreciated the Bee article. More truth than humor. Clintoncided, Arkancided, or epsteinized .... someone high up the ladder benefited....
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I would not be shocked to hear of such a move, but the natural stupidity of wokeness is a powerful promoter of failure.
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  • Posted by mhubb 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    yup
    and someone high in the food chain approved what the woke idiot wanted

    and sold short
    made tons
    IMHO
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I don't know, mhubb. I think Bud peed on its own hops by going woke on that one. Even the MSMM couldn't save it.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes! Can you imagine the mirth in THAT newsroom? Today's environment is SOOOOOOOOO target rich!

    A long long time ago I used to think the same of Mad Magazine until it took such a serious left turn. Now I don't bother with it anymore.
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  • Posted by $ 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I saw that and laughed. I retired a couple of years ago from what I thought was my dream job; I've changed my opinion. Writing for The Bee would be an absolute luxury cruise of employment.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 months ago
    +1. Also check out the BB reporting hijackers cancelled a highjack because they found out the plane was a Boeing.
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  • Posted by mhubb 2 months ago
    i still think that someone is trying to take down Boeing
    and sell them short on Wall street
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