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MEME WHILE: I would Like to Apologize!

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 month, 1 week ago to Humor
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The Woke community has us going around in circles!


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  • Posted by Dobrien 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    RIP Andrew… he said “you want to call me a racist?”……”fuQ you”………..”War”.
    We are still at war but we have the upper hand.
    Hold the line and stay frosty.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 1 month, 1 week ago
    If it ain’t Scottish…..it’s crap.

    . “I would like to apologize to all of the uniparty who clearly have shit for brains”
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 month, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    Holy smokes! Great minds do think alike as Snickers is my go-to candy bar when I say screw the sugar and salt, I need a good rush of taste!
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 1 month, 1 week ago
    Need to apologise for using the spelling apologize. Scottish English avoids the dreaded zed in "ise" words, following instead the British standard.

    But thanks. We now have a Scottish joke that does not mention haggis, bagpipes or sheep. It is easily obvious to the most casual observer that there are no new bagpipe jokes.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino had forgotten all about writing about Snickers here when I snatched a bar up while paying too much Biden economics for groceries at a Publix checkout counter yesterday.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, and I have a very good reason to. Snickers,I would like to apologize to my favorite candy bar.
    Quite often buy one of you on my way out of a grocery store. Like your ice cream version also.
    Snicker, oh, my Snickers! Must always have my snickers! Snicker, my favorite candy bar!
    Cha-cha-cha!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    I would like to apologize for not really wanting a copyright for that silly stuff in the first place.
    Excuse me while I go hang my head in shameful snickers.
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  • Posted by $ 1 month, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    Well, you wouldn't say Screen 'shot' this reply.
    I know, I could have wrote: take a screen shot of this reply . . .

    Ps, forgot to apologize to all circles in my original comment.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 month, 1 week ago
    +1 all of that! Priceless posturing and pandering coming to a politician anywhere any time! Oh, he forgot to open with an apology for being white and male - off to the DEI corner of shame until he gets with the program!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    A screen shoot, eh? Let's see, me dino got a little .32-cal. Beretta accurate as all hell, three 9mm firearms (2 pistols and a carbine), a 357 Magnum and a 12-guage pump shotgun loaded with triple-aught buck.
    Also have some throwing knives and a Daisy BB gun. Yeehah!
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  • Posted by $ 1 month, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    Screen shoot this reply, that'll be your copyright...oh, add todays date, here, I'll do it, 04/05/2024 at 11:49 pm
    I would like to apologize to all: Screen shoots, Dates and copyrights.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 1 week ago
    I would like to apologize for yelling scat at a cat.
    I would also like to apologize to the scat I caused to come out of that cat~~a fraidy that it was.
    Scat, I hope you did not bowel movement prematurely. You coulda been stillborn.
    Furthermore, I humbly wish to apologize to the cat's meal of a rat who is the scat's dearest mother.
    And in conclusion of me dino's apologies, I would like to apologize to all my dear readers for my taking poetic license with a rat a cat made into scat.
    Hey, does anyone know if I should copyright this shit?
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