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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 months ago
    All great. Looked something up that goes with Meme #1. https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/5975...
    As fior Meme #2, I haven't given Captain Kangaroo a thought for decades. Me old dino used to watch him all the time as a little kid. Now I'm recalling The Howdy Doody Show!
    That meme with the chimps has taught me how to successfully talk around jokes who wear the yoke of the Woke. "Hey, asshole, I didn't even call you a pronoun, now did I?"
    AOC should be greatful that's Mr. Spock giving her a mind meld. You don't want Sniff Joe getting that close for getting way close.
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    • Posted by $ 9 months ago
      Thanks for the link . . . now I know where that came from.
      Boy, a thumbs up would help this post's survival
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 9 months ago
        Me dino will slip up at times. Already mentioned that back when.
        Hint received, action taken. Aye, aye, sir.
        Memory flash!
        Was taught to say "aye, aye, sir," on Parris Island during 1969. Drill Instructor would say, "School circle."
        All the privates would yell, "School circle!" If we did not yell "School circle" loud enough, the D.I. would again drone, "School circle."
        This could be repeated several times until we were screaming our heads off.
        When satisfied, the D.I. would clap just one time. We would all come running to form a semi-circle about wherever the D.I. was sitting on a chair.
        If the D.I. wasn't satisfied with our speed, he would send us back to again stand attention before each of our racks (or what the Navy Department calls bunks).
        Then again the D.I. would say, "School circle."
        The satisfactory yelling of "School Circle" plus the satisfactory running back and forth could go on and on for a while.
        When the D.I. was completely satisfied (with his own power trip amusement, that is) we would be ordered to sit on the floor and and he would teach us something.
        Wonder if the D.I's have to teach equity and personal pronouns these days. Back during 1969 just telling a D.I. you were gay got you kicked out of the Corps. Now?
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  • Posted by mccannon01 9 months ago
    Ahhhh, good morning, OUC! Thanks for the fun start of my day! By golly, I think "asshole" has it! No more fumbling around wondering what to call a libtard - oh wait, "libtard" is gender neutral, isn't it? I know at last a few folks that are walking dead immune as Spock wouldn't get a meld with them, either.

    I could never see the "beauty" of a golden snot hanging out of a pretty girls nose or silver spittle on the lip. Looks like I'm not alone.

    I would have figured they'd wrap that guy up in Depends to keep him away from those water fountains.
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 9 months ago
    One of the other second grade teachers and I would use A————-— to refer to the liberal teachers in the teachers’ union. Little did we know that we were ahead of our time by being gender neutral.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 9 months ago
    About lost it with this batch, haven't recovered from Spock yet. I don't pierce--this bod is a non-needle zone! If they only had some brains we'd really be screwed! Love them all, Carl!
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