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    Posted by $ allosaur 3 months ago
    Getting old is so much fun.
    Have a cane, can travel.
    Can no longer make a fist due to arthritis.
    This March me dino will be 77million years old and I also need all the preservatives I can get.
    And if I did not wake up to go to the bathroom, I'd start collecting more bed sores.
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    • Posted by $ Suzanne43 3 months ago
      Hey, Dino, if global warming continues you could live another 77 million years. We in The Gulch hope so.
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 3 months ago
        Tanks, the ankylosaur said.
        https://www.bing.com/search?q=ankylos...
        Yeah, last week even Alabama got too cold for me as it off and does this time of year.
        Recall a grandmother who moved from Massachusetts to live out her last three or so years with my also now deceased parents in Dothan, Alabama, during the Eighties.
        Me dino visiting from the Birmingham area, my last remaining grandmother told me she did not like the way Alabama's humidity causes cold air to cut through her clothes.
        Have to agree global warming does better with sweaty summers than shivering under what you wear for winter down here.
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        • Posted by $ katrinam41 3 months ago
          Love dinosaurs, have since as long as I can remember. When kids in my class were reading Dick and Jane, I was reading Roy Chapman Andrews. Boy that was a LONG time ago.
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          • Posted by $ allosaur 3 months ago
            When dinosaurs first came to my attention as a little kid, I was Day#1 love at first sight.
            Love that YouTube is loaded with them critters.
            This is my favorite bite. Saw the whole Big Al thing on TV abiut a decade or more ago.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1yv7...
            Also like the song combined with Broken Jaw's Tribute.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJfYh...
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            • Posted by $ katrinam41 3 months ago
              Me too. The animation was amazing for that time. Watching the latest Jurassic World movie was so real, it felt like watching a newsreel. Love those big beasties!
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              • Posted by $ allosaur 3 months ago
                The way Jurassic Park and World flicks depict those assorted gigantic sauropod long-necks with humans gawking up at them is really awesome.
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                • Posted by $ katrinam41 3 months ago
                  I want to ride a velociraptor.
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                  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 months ago
                    His Excellency Dr. Dino Philosoraptor Allosaurus Esquire BS humbly suggests you would much rather ride a Utahraptor.
                    Have no idea what the movie makers motive was, but they presented velociraptors as being bigger than they really are.
                    First read that pointed out in a novel someone wrote about a female Utahraptor after I saw the first Jurassic Park in a theater.
                    Novel has a happy ending of a mama in a cave content to smell the droppings of its young. Yeah, that's what I actually read!
                    Here is better proof~~https://a-z-animals.com/blog/utahrapt...
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                    • Posted by $ katrinam41 3 months ago
                      Utahraptor it will be! Thanks to tour excellent dino!
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                      • Posted by $ allosaur 3 months ago
                        You are very welcome.
                        Me dino once drove through Utah during 1972 if it wasn't 1973. Don't know what horses grazed on in all that barren desert but about 30 mustangs decided to block highway traffic.
                        Best I could tell most of the other cars there had Utah tags and were honking car horns that the horses simply ignored.
                        I said to my brother who traveled with me, "What do cowboys do in movies to make horses move?"
                        Then Alabamian me rolled down my door window, stuck out my head and as loud as I could yelled "Heeyah!" just one time.
                        The entire herd bolted and quickly got out of the way. Told my brother I was amazed all these people here on the road who lived in Utah could not figure that out.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 months ago
    Don't know if I should laugh or cry at the humor and the truth! OK, I'm going to laugh as crying would be a waste of what time I have left, LMAO! Why does the second one bring a tweety bird with glasses to mind? Sometimes I think I've experienced the closer. Good ones, OUC, thanks!
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  • Posted by lrshultis 3 months ago
    At 84 and getting up 3 or more times at night and no snooze alarm along dreaming of peeing is part of the enjoyment of my golden years.

    As for the remote in the rear, stuff up the rectum is not uncommon with over 300 deaths a year. Other stuff that Americans enter hospitals for somehow getting stuck in their bodies:

    https://nypost.com/2023/11/04/lifesty...
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