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Yay! Colorado Supreme Court Saved Our Democracy! Saved Our Democracy! Saved Our Democracy!

Posted by $ allosaur 10 months, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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What a wonderful time to be alive, y'all!
Yes, in a heroic effort to save OUR cherished American democracy, the Colorado Supreme Court ruled to prevent residents of Colorado from voting for their preferred candidate, that MAGA mongering wannabe Nazi dictator Orange Man Very Bad! Who is also a racist.
And for those judges so courageously doing that~~They saved our democracy! Saved our democracy!
Yippee! Yay! Yay! Yahoo! Wheeeee!
"Hey, I love democracy! Don't you? That's why we HAD to overrule millions of Colorado citizens who want to elect Orange Man Very Bad through the democratic process," said Colorado Justice Melissa Hart after the vote.
The three justices who voted with her stood and clapped at her before all four began to chant, "It's to save democracy! It's to save democracy! It's to save democracy!" over and over again until all were blue in the face.
Wow, don't you just love those guys?
Democracy experts also applauded the democracy-subverting move to make sure our precious democracy wasn't subverted.
"Just think," said the esteemed Harvard trained journalist and democracy expert Linda Florgbott, "if 4 people in robes hadn't taken away the voting rights of millions, we would have lost our democracy!"
Oh, the horror!
YOU citizen! It's time that YOU take a stand for the democracy we all love and cherish.
Stand up straight and place a hand over your heart as you face our national banner which so proudly flaps about just above the proper placement of our just as proud rainbow colors and chant "I love democracy!" 4,267 times.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-saves-democracy-by-not-allowing-people-to-vote-for-preferred-candidate


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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 10 months, 2 weeks ago
    "Mainstream media admit 'foolish' Colorado Supreme Court ruling is gift to Trump"

    https://www.foxnews.com/media/mainstr...

    Those on the left continue to show their total lack of self-awareness. They keep telling the people "Don't push the red button", without understanding that's exactly what they will do, and they will do it PRECISELY BECAUSE YOU TOLD THEM NOT TO.

    The more they try to subvert the system with Trump as their sole target, the more they will push people into his camp.

    Of course, they will NEVER understand that because there is no way in hell Trump wins the election. Oh, he may well actually get more electoral vote than Buydem, but now that the Dems know how to steal an election, Trump will lose even if he wins.
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    • Posted by $ Abaco 10 months, 2 weeks ago
      Agree. The system is so corrupted now that I just can't envision Trump back in the Office. This whole thing is much, much bigger than just one office anyway. I think it's Marxism. Plain and simple. It's an idea and a movement that is fighting a multi-generational battle, gladly smashing any rules of the systems it is hell-bent on destroying anyway.

      For me, Trump screwed the pooch by not firing Fauci, going along with lockdowns, and "warp speeding" an entirely new type of vaccine to feed the disaster. He let himself get distracted by the leftist media the last half of his term. Took the bait.

      The opposition is brilliant, I think. I wondered why they let him get to this point. Now we know why(?) They set the precedent now by just removing the leading opposition candidate from the ballot based on a "feeling" over a charge he was never convicted of. Translation?...no more rules. We're watching the destruction of America right before our eyes.

      Edit: I wrote Trump a letter before he took office. Just pointed out that there were a couple things that really needed to be corrected, telling him that he's likely "the right guy at the right time" to do it. He didn't address it during his term. Now we see how all that is turning out...
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  • Posted by Ben_C 10 months, 2 weeks ago
    My daughter just got back from a two day trip to Cuba. She is safely home, To listen to her first person observations of Cuba I suggest we chip in for one way tickets for the "Four Robes" to Cuba and let them see the consequences of their actions fifty plus years from now. Cuba is a disaster. For instance, if you need surgery you are given a shopping list of medical supplies required for your procedure. The patient supplies the IV fluids, catheters etc, NOT the hospital. Good luck finding the supplies in Cuba. Most have them smuggled in from the States. And, the street vendors stay in the streets, not the side walks, because of impending building collapse. Thank you Fidel.
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    • Posted by $ 10 months, 2 weeks ago
      Buenos dias, amigo. We no need no stinikni' badges, but we ees from your beloved government. So we ees here to help you. Got instruments for operation? We can't cut you open if you ain't got nuttin' sharp.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 10 months, 2 weeks ago
    This is the Red Herring Attack. More states will follow this pattern in the last days before ballots are drawn, so that Trump's team will not be able to fight it all at once.

    The debate has been framed in terms of Is Trump an Officer, instead of Was he Convicted of Insurrection?
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    • Posted by mhubb 10 months, 2 weeks ago
      we'll if SCOTUS has the guts to act also
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      • Posted by Aeronca 10 months, 2 weeks ago
        I think scotus wants to stay out of the business of deciding, or appearing to decide, elections. The courts have tried to hand them a case that would enable them to decide which side of a slice of buttered bread will land on the floor, so they don't have to choose winners.
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 10 months, 1 week ago
    So if THIS is OK couldn’t Texas ban Biden from the ballot because of corruption and bribery? I mean if the same “standards of justice” were applied.
    The fact that a GOP dominated state isn’t doing a Tit-for-Tat because of this is why the Right will ALWAYS lose the war even if they win a battle.
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  • Posted by bobbyboynyc 10 months, 1 week ago
    The weasel words "our democracy" is a secret signal that Communists pass between one another,
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    • Posted by $ 10 months, 1 week ago
      Absolutely! It's like a wink, wink, nod, nod, say no more (apologies to Monty Python) while being used to Pied Piper hordes and hordes of low information voters (all the way down from Harvard graduates to illegal immigrants given the vote) all following their feelings all the way to a new communist hell.
      Not to worry. Everything shall be hunky-dory. Good old American ingenuity shall surely build communism back better to finally get it right.
      Yeah, right. And I'm Peter Pan.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 10 months, 2 weeks ago
    Even if SCOTUS rules against Colorado, the rampaging and wildly out of control left will pay no attention. Who has the power to stop them? They own the media, the law enforcement agencies, the deep state. Unless an actual insurrection happens, there is no stopping the madness.
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    • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 10 months, 1 week ago
      The only way we truly get a Civil War is if there is institutional support for it. A handful of governors would have to openly defy DC. Arm their State Troopers. Mobilize their National Guard. Kick ALL Federal agencies out of their states and stop collecting for the IRS. I don’t see ANY of that happening. Not out of the Epstein blackmailed UniParty. The BEST way to bring this house of cards down is to “stop the motor of the world”. A certain immigrant woman who witnessed the collectivization of her nation first hand told us how to do that.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 10 months, 2 weeks ago
    Viva Frei RAILED them using the Dissenting Justices (All Liberals) views...

    Without a Conviction. And FAILING to Impeach him over it... Kinda implies... IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

    Extra Judicial... Pure Politics.
    Leading to a Great Awakening...
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