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Zelensky Cancels Elections To Focus On Fighting For Democracy

Posted by $ allosaur 11 months, 4 weeks ago to Humor
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"If we allow democracy to get in the way of fighting for democracy," Zelensky said during his weekly fund raising telethon, "we might as a result lose our democracy. And our billions of sweet American dollars. And my super yaucht in Dubai. Oh, and my wife still loves her super Parisian shopping sprees."
Know that Nancy Pelosi and and Chuck Schumer endorses Zelensky's message. "Why?" they were asked.
"Because," both said in harmonizing unison, "we keep telling and telling and telling Americans that we're all about saving our democracy too."
"Because Orange Man bad," Adam Schiff came along to chip in.
Psst!" Joe Buydumb whispered, "George Soros says one party rule is cool with saying we are saving our democracy."
Today's Babylon Bee sidebar of articles is pretty good. It includes~~
School Libraries Then And Now.
Harvard Installs Jew Detectors At All Entrances
Man Crushed After Woman Fully Reclines In Airline Seat
Grocery Stores Installing Defibrillators At Checkouts
Yeah, can BuyDumbomics say "Ka-Ching?" By the way, that Halloween video is at least a week late now.

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months, 3 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Should those manipulating jackasses ever obtain their Marxist dream of one party rule, they may even want to call our country "The People's Republic Of The United States."
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  • Posted by term2 11 months, 3 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    The left wants to “preserve our democracy” so long as they have the majority and stay in power
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months, 3 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Borrowing money to give to foreign countries has ALWAYS struck me as a VERY BAD idea.
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  • Posted by term2 11 months, 3 weeks ago
    I am not so sure we even have a democracy, since the leftists control it now. Thats NOT a democracy when they fiddle with the elections like was obvious in 2020.

    Anyway, whats so great about a democracy anyway. I would rather we had a republic with a constitution, like USA started out.
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  • Posted by term2 11 months, 3 weeks ago
    I am disgusted with our government. Time to stop funding ukraine and Israel. Let them all float free of us and whatever happens, happens. We really have no dog is this fight, and shouldn't get involved in regional issues like these. Anyway we would have to borrow money to give to foreign countries, which is a BAD idea.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months, 3 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Thought I had deleted #2 above. #1 is the result I wanted. Oh, well . . . when I saw that movie, I thought Jar Jar telling others to be steady with his quavering shaky voice was ridiculous.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 11 months, 3 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    LOL, good views. However before I clicked I thought you'd pop up something from Rodney Dangerfield, LOL.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 11 months, 3 weeks ago
    Uh-oh! Now we are REALLY in a pickle! Not only is BB a good source of satire with respect to what is, it is also a predictor of what is to come!!! We are in deep Schiff! Bwaaaaa ha ha ha!!!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months, 3 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Mr. Willy Nilly Senility is tripping all over himself to try and appease voters who support both sides.
    In other words, stupid is as stupid does.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 11 months, 3 weeks ago
    And yet Biden says that he won't send money to support Israel - a republic - unless we send more than twice that much in the newest round of funding to fascists. Go figure.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months, 3 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, both are a whole bunch of Schiff.
    Now if I should ever, ever hear a politician say that this planet has always had climate change and that what this country needs to save is our precious constitutional republic, me old dino ears would perk right up and really begin to wiggle.
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 11 months, 3 weeks ago
    Illustrating that “Fighting for Democracy” is as much about democracy as “Climate Crisis” is about the climate.
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  • Posted by mhubb 11 months, 4 weeks ago
    seems Tucker Carlson was right about him

    and no wonder dems love him, they want to act just like him
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months, 4 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    I'm quite certain some administration officials are already considering that possibility.
    Biden's made up by The Bee statement caused me dino to think of the left's desperation to stop Trump's reelection by falsely accusing him of every fool thing but stealing the proverbial kitchen sink.
    One party rule is precisely what they have a power lust for and Orange Man Bad stands (actually for We The People) in their way.
    Or why our senile Puppet-In-Chief keeps doing the wrecking ball bidding of his Marxist handlers.
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  • Posted by VetteGuy 11 months, 4 weeks ago
    The REALLY scary part of that article is the last paragraph:

    "At publishing time, the Biden Administration had expressed support for the move, with some administration officials looking into the possibility of doing that in America as well."

    I know it's satire, but seriously, let's not give them any ideas!
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