Not trying to denigrate the G. D. Chinese Communists, (wink, wink, nod, nod) but "paper straws" "made from plant-based materials, such as paper and bamboo" says a lot, I think...

I bought some SS straws.
They do the trick for my tropical drinks.
Beware: You drink a lot faster with straw.

Here's a complete list of people surprised by what was discovered:

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

From our perspective, you're quite right. But lefties don't have the self-awareness to know that they suck.

That’s funny!

An all black Taco Bell personnel all sinned against the Earth Mother when they included a plastic straw with a combo I bought in red state Alabama yesterday.
I also sinned against Gaia, Demeter or whatever her divinity's name be because I used that plastic straw and put it in the trash to end up in a landfill.
That means I am to be reincarnated as a turnip doomed to be eaten by a vegan to then be processed for toilet flushing.
Because they are all black, those poor Taco Bell employees shall face worse fates for their countless sins for providing plastic straws.
Oh, no! I'm melting! What a world! What a world! A turnip's septic tank, here I come!

To all the 'leftist green weenies':
It must really "suck'' to be a Leftist!

At least one voice in Australia also publishes this truth:
https://joannenova.com.au/2023/08/pap...

on Fox New yesterday, the idiot Griff said carbon caused climate change was real....
or why else would they be trying to limit carbon emissions??

what a fing moron...

hey Griff, they are doing it to CONTROL US!!!!!