The Experiment Will Last Your Entire Life
Posted by freedomforall 1 year, 7 months ago to Philosophy
The Experiment Will Last Your Entire Life
Don't worry, it's quite painless.
You will assimilate certain messages.
These will alter your perception of the world.
Permanently.
We will tell you what to wear,
what to eat, what to do,
... what to want.
Important issues will affect you less.
You will instead become obsessed by ......
whatever we choose.
No need to sign anything.
We've already started.
When did you volunteer?
Don't worry, it's quite painless.
You will assimilate certain messages.
These will alter your perception of the world.
Permanently.
We will tell you what to wear,
what to eat, what to do,
... what to want.
Important issues will affect you less.
You will instead become obsessed by ......
whatever we choose.
No need to sign anything.
We've already started.
When did you volunteer?
Just imaged an equally creepy smiling Chuck Schumer shaking his fists in triumph as he so loves to do.