This Is Homage? Ancient Vampire Squid Named After Biden

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 2 months ago to Science
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This 'un ain't satire but science.

From the article~~
"On Tuesday, in the journal Nature Communications, the research team announced the post-inauguration, they'd identified the oldest-known vampyrod, which is a distant relative of modern octopuses and vampire squid. The latter of the two is known for its cape-like, blood-colored body. As a HOMAGE to the 46th president, the slippery creature earned the name Sillipsimopedi bideni."

Would someone be trying to get a government grant from a bideni who's out to suck the life out of our economy?


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  • Posted by mccwho 2 years, 2 months ago
    I think its funny how the dimwit thinks calling Binden a vampire is a compliment.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Not many people will know and/or will easily forget the slimy slippery creature our Liar-In-Chief is "honored" with.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Oops! Dobrien is your hero. Not me dino. Wah!
    Need to watch the indents more carefully.
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  • Posted by GlobalMarko 2 years, 2 months ago
    I have now declared California as a no-fly zone to my family, friends, and myself. The comments here are hilarious. Dobrien rocks.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thank you very much.
    If all medical tests are 'normal,' perhaps you are reacting to stress. That strikes me as completely understandable these days.
    Easy for me dino to imagine that when Biden's puppeteering handlers arrive to work every day, they all unwind to pile out of a tiny clown car and scamper about fully costumed.
    And now we have Putin threatening to use nukes.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You are my hero, D! Congrats on this Post. Every time I get a new symptom of this COVID baloney I curse those idiots. Still can't gain back one of those 42 pounds, and my hair is thinning. Now I am dizzy for no reason and everyone wants to run a test on me. So far all tests are 'normal'? Had another fall, this one was in my home between my big comfortable chair and the footstool! Didn't break anything. N
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    A perfect application whether those who rendered senile Quid Pro Quo Chicken Little Joe such homage know it or not.
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  • Posted by $ 2 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Don't forget there are walking, talking piles of Schiff, Schumer and Piglosi always stinking up the capitol building.
    Jen Sockme is always full of it, and it seems Fauci got himself scraped up and flushed days ago,
    Turtle McConnell is always swimming in it like a good little RINO.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 2 months ago
    I have also Named something after Biden and a few of his predecessors. From my research of places not to go , I have a requirement that people need to use rest rooms in the city , to be more specific a toilet. Regarding this , San Francisco will not see my vacation $.
    I have seen a map that shows where piles of Bidens , Obama’s , Clinton’s , Bush’s are splattered on the side walks or streets ,in cross walks and vestibules. You would thinQ those piles would eventually decompose rendering the map futile. I can just imagine someone walking and saying “Oh Biden I just stepped on a pile of Obama , this Bush is everywhere and does it ever stink. I have to clean this Clinton off my shoes”..
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 2 months ago
    Well, Biden is a financial vampire, and he is a spineless squid. That democratic excuse for a scientist couldn't have properly insulted his hero any better.
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