Great job collecting these, Carl !

The gulags/guns one was frightening in its accuracy - right on target. The Russian agent/Communist nominee is very funny.

Thanks for the Monday morning humor.

Jan

Excellent! Thank you!

Trump was elected because enough folks got their heads out of their asses and drove to the voting place. Let us hope they come back in November or we might have to move to Andorra, .

Bring it home and fry it in a pan!

No microsoft updates and no probs. The only updates I allow are Mcfee and Firefox.
All you guys gave me good advice on saving my files/fav's and getting another laptop with 8 on it,,,staying away from 10.

It's actually encouraged to kill these feral hogs wherever you find them, as they are literally destroying everything in their habitat and the predators - exempting man - are ineffective at population control. It's actually pretty cheap to find helicopter-based hunting parties where they'll track down a nest of them and then you shoot them from the air where you don't have to worry about them attacking either the dogs or the hunters.

If it ain't broke, don't "fix" it is a mantra I wholly agree with. This age of "let's constantly change everything every day" in software is just nuts.

Something we say, ourselves,... every day....

Up until the last upgrade, Mcfee had a registry cleaner. I used it in conjunction with another reg,harddrive cleaner to get all the internet stuff off it.

My laptop is eight years old and is still fast, although, 1/2 the screen goes black and I have to stick a short pencil inbetween to make it right.

Eventually I will get another with 8 on it and try to clone the one I have onto the new one. I can also plug in a monitor.
I am a writer, writing my next book and don't want to disturb any of my work...(superstitious, I know, I know.) ROTFBarking

Winnie the Pooh nailed it

The funnier thing was the choice: Norton/Symantec. I used the original Norton products - the guy was a flipping genius. The stuff was lightweight and worked like a charm. One of my favorite tools was Norton Xtree Pro Gold - which allowed for byte-level file manipulation. (Mainly I just used it to hide my games from my siblings... ;) Then he sold his stuff to another company...

Now Symantec's antivirus is the hallmark for bloat - an apt analogy to our government!

Thanks...BOL.

YEs, I thought that was novel and Obvious!

These are fun. I like a lot of them but like others have said, it's getting to be depressing (obviously, not your fault). And for goodness sake, please don't stop!

So, I'm calling out specifically - in a "pawsitive" way - the Dog Texting Codes, in honor of my new Granddog, Clover, a beautiful Golden Retriever. She was picked up this weekend from the breeder (yes I'd have rather they got a shelter dog, but nobody asked my opinion about that!)

And I made sure to upvote the topic....:-)

Classic as always! Being a computer nerd, I loved the one with the guy and the CD...

There's always some poor soul who thinks having fun on this board is bad.

Can't disagree with that...

There ya go...nice marketing idea.

Tweeting, an update on the FDR radio fireside chats.

I good blow job is better than my shovel lmao

I loved it before Q and understood the value much more after Q :)

We had very little of that this year at the shore...me, with a brand new snowblower too!

Did we know any better before we stumbled on Q.

I myself, thought it was great that he fought back and called them names...so it didn't bother me as much.

I should add from May to October after that it magically gets covered in white. Rotgwmto