Love your style!

One side note: the "college" Cortex received her "degree" from, Boston College, is a school you attend on the side. In other words, she did her study in the evenings/weekend. Nothing wrong with that, but as the college admittance scandals have shown recently, someone may have been doing her thesis. It is inconceivable that she "graduated" with distinction in economics but now demonstrating the ignorance of a 5 yo on the subject.

And that is an insult to 5 yos, some of them being very bright.

LOL! Me dino likes this answering multiple questions technique.
May emulate it some day.

I like remember the first time that I shelled peas. It was like an amazing experience. I like opened the pod, and like there were these sweet little green peas all in a row, and they were all like, GREEN. Wow, like this came from dirt. I was shook. Oh, I should mention that I was like six years old at the time.

if so where is the insecticide lol

LOL! That is why she loves greens...

Isn't she lovely?

She has a habit of devouring her partner while mating...

But her mommy is too busy moving out of NYC.

Allosaur, if we're going to include suitable links, for your amusement, here's one to my original and lengthy Quora comment about Ms. Oreo-Kotex.
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-there-so...