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Funny Tow Yard Complaint!...hilarious

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 6 years, 3 months ago to Humor
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Hold on to your innards...Note: not responsible for loss of oxygen due to excessive laughter.

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    Posted by Dobrien 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I heard someone describing PC as thinking you can pick up a piece of $Hip by the clean end.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, think about it. As long as the human racer can defecate, it shall survive.
    That's because anyone who cannot defecate is in a world of s--t.
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    Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    All this number two talk reminds me~
    Before my youngest son was fully grown, I asked him what sounds better, taking a s--t or defecating.
    He chose the former like I figured he would.
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    Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    What kind of bate? Maybe the bated breath kind, since it won't be havunbg any fun smelling.
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    Posted by $ Olduglycarl 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hey, lets go out and get feces faced!...naw...just doesn't sound right...I'll stick with the standard model.

    Or in the case of the video: I found a 12' long feces in the back seat, and the tow yard operator replies...wonder what kind of bate was use to catch a 12 footer?
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    Posted by $ Olduglycarl 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I lost my breath, I laughed so hard...nothing like getting chewed out by a southern women...they hold Nothing back.
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    Posted by $ blarman 6 years, 3 months ago
    Who knew potty humor could be so funny...? That made me cry I was laughing so hard...
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    Posted by $ Olduglycarl 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hoping he gets better and you have the strength to carry that burden.

    I am here to do any research on anything you might need.
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    Posted by $ 25n56il4 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thanks Carl, you are spot on. They are prescribing a high iron diet and super vitamins among other things. N
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    Posted by $ Olduglycarl 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Wow.
    Cranberry juice might clean out the kidneys. Super beets by Human will do many good things and Nutri02 is stabilize oxygen that goes into the blood stream, nutriO2.com
    Just a couple of protocols that might help.

    I take both cause I am old and ugly...helps with my age but not my ugliness...laughing
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    Posted by $ 25n56il4 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    And I will not accept that he won't be okay, but the VA better look out. I'm on a Mission. It took me 13 years to make the VA admit Agent Orange killed my husband, but I won! I immediately recognized his problems and his medical records helped win that first round law suit that only benefitted the attorneys. Thankfully he fell into the Nehmer lawsuit categories (all of them!)
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    Posted by $ 25n56il4 6 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Well the VA (last week) did nothing. But Memorial Herman Hospital in a couple of hours verified my diagnosis of bilateral cellulitis in his legs! Plus he has excessive ammonia in his blood. Kidney problems. He is a Disabled Veteran on oxygen 7/24! Thanks for asking, Carl.
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    Posted by $ 25n56il4 6 years, 3 months ago
    Okay, now I know there has been a shift and we are on another planet! I sent my son off to the hospital this a.m. and I thought nothing would make me laugh today but I was wrong.
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