New Metal (Humanium "Hu") "The World's Most Valuable Metal" Created

Posted by  $  Radio_Randy 1 month, 1 week ago to Politics
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I just received an ad for a "Humanium" Foreverspin spinner. I just had to find out what "Humanium" was and I'm sorry I looked.

Seems that, back in 2016, the Swedes created a "new" metal out of destroyed "illegal firearms" and they are now offering it to the public to create products from (wonder if they would sell any to Smith & Wesson or Colt).

Here is a statement from their website "HUMANIUM METAL INCREASES THE SOCIO-ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL SECURITY FOR PEOPLE LIVING IN AREAS AFFECTED BY HIGH LEVELS OF VIOLENCE. IT INSPIRES CONSUMERS, BUSINESSES AND AUTHORITIES TO JOIN HANDS TO FIND A SOLUTION TO ONE OF THE WORLD´S GREATEST PROBLEMS".

Kind of makes you all warm and fuzzy...doesn't it?

At least, I was pleasantly surprised to see that the Unites States was not listed in the site's top ten worst countries for gun violence. I also noticed that the site specifies 1,500 deaths, daily, attributed to "gun violence", though I would imagine that war casualties and legitimate police shootings contributed to the total.

I'm thinking there's a Nobel Peace Prize waiting in the wings for the inventor(s), sometime in the near future.

I decided to place this under the "Politics" category, because I doubt that it could be considered serious "Science" or "Technology".

Oh, and I decided against ordering the Foreverspin spinner.
SOURCE URL: http://humanium-metal.com/


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    Posted by  $  mshupe 1 month, 1 week ago
    This is awesome, rich in content for ridicule. Hard to know where to start, but here goes. Since Humanium is the world's most valuable metal - When catalyzed with Humanium, Clintonium(II) activates Propogandium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Clintonium(II).
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  • Posted by  $  exceller 1 month, 1 week ago
    I did not see it in the Periodic Table yet.

    Where else would this have been created but loony Sweden?

    I assume the "metal" will avert a Muslim running at them with a machete, knife or God forbid a gun.

    These people would be doing their country a much greater service if they reformed their open society mentality and told the truth about the Muslim terrorists, raping and killing their countrymen.
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  • Posted by  $  Olduglycarl 1 month, 1 week ago
    If they are not going to let you defend yourself then maybe they should use the metal to make a shield strong enough to repel a bullet and a metal filled night stick to beat the crap out of the criminal once he runs out of bullets.

    [sic][sar][maybe we should just beat the crap out of those that took and melted the guns]
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  • Posted by CTYankee 1 month, 1 week ago
    I only see certs for source -- who cares about source, I NEED to see mechanical properties!

    I kinda hope that some YouTube blacksmith buys a few bars and forges a nice Damascus-style machete or some other historical fighting knife.

    Why? Just to prove that it's not guns that kill people it's people that kill people!
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  • Posted by JohnJMulhall 1 month, 1 week ago
    I laughed at the name of the product and the 'spin' for the source of this incredible metal. Loonies can do some of the BEST 'spins', but the fact it is coming from Sweden, whose recent experiences (and on the rise) of assaults, rapes, etc. increase with the admission of invading forces called 'refugees' makes it even more interesting/pitiful as they move into a 'victim-only' country.
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