No Wall! Instead, Let's Mow The Grass So People Can't Sneak Through It

Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 1 month ago to Humor
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Nutty Nancy's most infamous line, "Let's pass this bill so we can see what is in it" should stand the test of time.
That won't stop her from trying to beat it it for just plain stupid, though.
"Just Plain Stupid" should be a category. "Humor" just doesn't quite cut it sometimes.
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 6 years, 1 month ago
    The woman is worth millions. Maybe she could help pay for cutting the grass, which of course is one of her more stupid suggestions. Then there is the "crumbs" comment. Well, the Democrat party never even gave me a crumb, but they certainly can take my money away.
    The best thing the Republican party has going for it is Nasty Nancy.
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  • Posted by gafisher 6 years, 1 month ago
    A team of opposition writers couldn't make her sound as dumb as she really is. The only grass along the part of the Arizona border where one of my relatives patrolled was baled up in multi-kilo packages for distribution on the streets of our great Democrat (and often sanctuary) cities.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 6 years, 1 month ago
    They might find a snake or two in the grass that wiggled in through the porous border.. Pelosi is squirrely. Did you ever see how a squirrel will run toward a tree and for no apparent reason stop, then suddenly run in the opposite direction?
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  • Posted by Eyecu2 6 years, 1 month ago
    She is EXTERMELY proud of just how STUPID she really is.

    I have a solution, without building a wall and it would be much faster to set up. Bring home all the military drones and have them patrol the border. Establish a 1 mile wide DEAD ZONE and patrol it with the drones killing EVERYTHING that is found in there. Buy the land from those forced to loose their land via the new Dead Zone. Far cheaper and quicker to set up. Plus we can be certain that after a few invaders get killed they will stop trying to come in via that method.

    Of course this would not prevent other means of illegally coming here but it would be as good as a wall and faster to set up.
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  • Posted by Joseph23006 6 years, 1 month ago
    Actually, I think Nancy's been smoking the grass to make that comment. On the other hand she is probably using cheap illegals to work in her vineyards. Grass and wine will do it every time!
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    • Posted by $ 6 years, 1 month ago
      Nutty Nancy makes me dino think of a pothead when she talks.
      Me dino for being a me dino has been known to mimic her spastic hand movements in front of my TV.
      Whoa! Come to think of it, maybe she snorts some blow, too.
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  • Posted by term2 6 years, 1 month ago
    As I recall, there is NO grass in the desert southwest, at least. Its a desert !!
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    • Posted by $ 6 years, 1 month ago
      Me dino recalls seeing rather tall reedy growth along the Rio Grande. Would not go near it now, but during 1973 I camped beside that river in the Texas Big Bend park. Everything else around me was definitely desert.
      There's cactus and bushy stuff in the sand along the dry desert border that extends from the Rip Grande to the California coast. Any green lawn grass is not natural.
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      • Posted by term2 6 years, 1 month ago
        How about planting stuff with heavy duty thorns for about 20 ft on the beach of the rio grande ! Make em think twice about actually getting into the USA !! Out here in LV, we plant those kind of bushes on the inside of our property fences to discourage trespassers.
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        • Posted by $ 6 years, 1 month ago
          Me dino likes that idea. Lengths of razor wire hitched to tall posts could be used to prop up the thorn bushes and maybe some Pacific Poison Oak and Western Poison Ivy could be spread about along the way. Then there's sidewinders and scorpions . . .
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  • Posted by chad 6 years, 1 month ago
    Ancient China built an enormous wall to keep out the Mongols (who ruled China for centuries), apparently building a wall is not of much use. I don't understand why those who want to enter the country just don't apply for passports and get a US visa for a few hundred dollars, walk across the border at a nice place and you don't have to wander through the desert with some coyotes that charge thousands, you could use the money saved to look for a place to live while you look for a job.
    Nancy is an idiot, mow the grass? I guess we could hire the illegals to mow the grass since that is most likely the job they will start with.
    Should anyone who wants to be allowed to enter the country, apply for welfare, use public schools, get jobs. No. There should be some screening process, we don't want another country's criminals being dumped into ours. America has no process now.
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    • Posted by $ 6 years, 1 month ago
      That's a good point about risking good money on coyotes.
      Coyotes will strand illegals in a heartbeat to escape the border patrol.
      Me dino has read of illegals found trapped locked in trucks under a broiling sun. With their kids!
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  • Posted by DrZarkov99 6 years, 1 month ago
    You need to show this to the environmentalists who are frantic about cutting scarce vegetation along the border. Some endangered desert species are very dependent on the few spots along the border where significant undergrowth is present, and the Border Patrol has been working out how to secure those parts of the border without walls or "cutting the grass."
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  • Posted by GaryL 6 years, 1 month ago
    Even this is total BS from Pelosi and her ilk. They don't honestly want the grass mowed because they are going to be needing a lot of new illegal voters to slither through it.
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