Mean 'Ole Melania Blamed For Removing Dying Tree
Here's another "fake news" expose! Who cares if the United States National Arboretum urgently recommends the removal of the one and only dying so-called "200-year-old" Jackson Magnolia for safety reasons. Me dino's calculator says a tree planted by Andrew Jackson during 1835 would be 182 years old, but a 200-year-old icon hypes way better.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, me says! Just wait one gawl-durn-rootin'-tootin' minute here, y'all!
President Andrew Jackson? The Tennessee plantation slave-owning Cherokee Trail of Tears Jackson whacks 'um that 'un?
Heck, the left already wants to pull down all the Andrew Jackson statues! Why not some stupid tree Jackson is also famous for?
Wouldn't that help erase the history of that loathsome cur? Ya know, the one who maybe saved the USA by winning the Battle of New Orleans against all odds.
Bet if that tree fell on some elite better libtard fancy pants, it would be all Melania's fault for not doing anything about removing it.
No, no, no! The heck with just the First Lady. It would all be Dump Trump's stupid fault! Yeah!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, me says! Just wait one gawl-durn-rootin'-tootin' minute here, y'all!
President Andrew Jackson? The Tennessee plantation slave-owning Cherokee Trail of Tears Jackson whacks 'um that 'un?
Heck, the left already wants to pull down all the Andrew Jackson statues! Why not some stupid tree Jackson is also famous for?
Wouldn't that help erase the history of that loathsome cur? Ya know, the one who maybe saved the USA by winning the Battle of New Orleans against all odds.
Bet if that tree fell on some elite better libtard fancy pants, it would be all Melania's fault for not doing anything about removing it.
No, no, no! The heck with just the First Lady. It would all be Dump Trump's stupid fault! Yeah!
