The perfect news story! An Assault Weapon and illicit sex...

Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 4 months ago to News
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Sadly, no lectern...

Where is flanap when we need someone to puke all over this guy's iPhone? hee her


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  • Posted by fivedollargold 11 years, 4 months ago
    Maybe the 20 bucks is for the wine. At any rate, this guy has Gulch potential. Anyone have an extra copy of A.S. to send him?
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Not a big deal. It's innocuous. Just sounds funny.. The action, I mean, NOT the person... I mean...no wait... the person not the ...oh..um.... I don't know... It's just sounds FUNNY. In a fun way....not an insensitive way. Oh God! Where's the lectern??
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  • Posted by 11 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Nope. Just makin' sure.

    Still not sure just what the big deal is of being a widget... Some widgets are really cool, and sexy, such as the ones in Linux. But then others are dull and boring, such as the ones that come with Windoze, or Solaris.

    So I guess it would depend on just which widget set I'm from!
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thank you kh :) I will give you a point. And who said I was "trying to help anyone"????? It was an observation only. He must think me a tard... Widget that he is.. :)
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  • Posted by khalling 11 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    she get it. the fact that you thought you needed to explain it means you should sign up under another name or delete that part of the comment at the very least and I'm thinking of taking away a point for it-but I am interested in this flanap puking on his ipad AGAIN. did this actually happen?
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  • Posted by 11 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    hmmm... not sure how that helps anyone, but what the hell...

    You do realize it's a takeoff on the "What Would Jesus Do" meme, right?

    Oh, no, I probably made flanap puke on his pore lil' iPad again!
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Do you realize your screen name, when pronounced, sounds like "Widgid"?... (whichs morphs into "Widget" really fast).
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  • Posted by 11 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You would? How much?

    Oh, wait, there are some things I just do NOT want to know...
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  • Posted by khalling 11 years, 4 months ago
    If the date is guy guy, even though one guy tricked the other guy into believing he was a girl, but they have consensual sex anyway, who pays for the date?
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    But he (she) wouldn't have been the payer...oh heck, what do I know about these things?? Regardless..why bring money to get your phone back? (Or a hammer lol)
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  • Posted by khalling 11 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I think you have to pay for the date, which is why it's" illicit"
    seems kinda cheap though. I'd charge way more
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