Love it. What puzzles and disappoints me is that none of the people identified in the footage are getting prosecuted for what is obviously theft. ???!!!

This is at our gate, porch pirates that shrug it off are made to walk the plank. The back canal isnt deep - but it isnt populated with goldfish... http://www.starznbarz.com/People/THIS...

So...who will be the first to face a lawsuit for when some bottom-feeder lowlife falls down the porch steps, trying to get away?
Personally, I like the scene in the movie "The Book of Eli" when Eli and Solara arrive at the porch of an elderly couple...

Funny...I was thinking more like a robotic junk yard dog...drool and all.

I have had a policy of notifying the Post Office that I
do not want any packages left on my porch; just leave a notice, so I can pick it up. (That was before I moved into the subsidezed place where I am living now, where the mailboxes are inside the house). And, believe it or not, the package was still left once. I got it that time, luckily, but I notified them that I do not want any more of that stupid practice.

Such a "wuss"-y fix. Where is this guy's imagination?

In my HOA group, we are actively involved in a plot to fill one or more fake amazon boxes with dog poop - LOTS of very stinky dog poop. This has been a very big problem for our neighborhood this year, and we are completely fed up.

They haven't discussed adding a small explosive charge, though, because indeed, that could cause some legal problems. Too bad those who participate won't actually get to see the eventual result. Would be fun! Most of us have door cameras as well, so a great opportunity to get images of the miscreants.

PS just as an aside, some of our neighbors have picked up images of people circling the neighborhood 3-am-ish, using high-pitched whistles to identify which houses have dogs (the whistles hurt their ears and makes them bark), to presumably avoid those...then taking their time stealing from the rest.

And for gawd's sake don't leave your garage door opener in your vehicle if you have to park it outside.

Love it. This story reminds me. Back when I lived in Seattle we used to make fun of the crime in Tacoma (where this takes place). Every Christmas we used to sing a little song about an area of Tacoma called "Hilltop". To the tune of "Up On the Rooftop"..."Up on the Hilltop, bang-bang-bang..."

Those poor entitled people must have been expecting a package and thought theirs was delivered to the wrong porch!
It does remind me of this story
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

I have guido quietly sleeping on the porch until he detects strangers and runs up to meet them. If they pass his test, he licks them. If they don’t pass his test, he chases them off the property.

Side notes. Wait until this guy SUES for hearing loss!

I kept having my Trump signs stolen, so I was going to hide RAZOR Wire along the bottom, so when they ripped it upward, they sliced their hand open... I was warned I would be charged and liable! (Which is sad in and of itself)...

I resorted to coating the signs in vaseline! We could tell they tried. Days later, they just stomped the signs. Now I have a couple of Cameras. And I will be considering the "Electric Fence" style protection of the signs!

Also, they have this bird grease stuff (it really stinks, and is hard to get the smell off of you/your clothes). I am thinking of that too. Noticeably, the Hillary signs were NOT being removed... Probably better people on the other side in that case!