Ayn Rand is Screwing with My Brain

Posted by Hiraghm 12 years, 4 months ago to Culture
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Just got home from work.

My store loaned me out to a Neighborhood Market that's going to open soon. That's okay, it's closer to where I live.

But this morning, I'm listening to ASp1 (having already listened to ASp2 earlier) and I see a bunch of the store's employees gather in a big circle near the registers. I'm not paying attention.
I finish up some work in the back, and after listening to John Galt's sell Atlantis to Ellis Wyatt, and listening to Dagny's scream (I swear I'm going to make that a ringtone :D ), I'm walking out past this circle of employees.
Suddenly they all cheer, and one person says, "Give me a W!"... I kid you not these employees all spelled out "W-A-L-M-A-R-T" like they were a bunch of high school kids at a football game.

If that wasn't creepy enough, just before I ducked into the office to clock out, I heard (presumably) the manager ask, "Whose Walmart is this?" and they all shouted, "MY WALMART".

I grew up in the cult era of the 70s, so this really creeped me out.

But, I was thinking like Galt, or Rand. Because, what I thought was, "No, this is not my Walmart; people do not tell me what to do with my property. This is a business. I have contracted to do certain work for you in exchange for a certain amount of dollars. This pep rally is a not-so-subtle attempt to engage my emotions in order to extract from me more work than that for which you have contracted."

Bear in mind, that... person... Sam Walton once said individuals don't win; teams win.

Oxymoron of the day; The Walmart collective.


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  • Posted by 12 years, 4 months ago
    Yes! I have my hat! I look more like the "bum" Jeff Allen of the book than the employee Jeff Allen of ASp2, though...

    When I got to the office, I asked, "You've a package for me from Starnesville Wisconsin?"

    I intend my 20th Century Motor Corporation hat to be part of the costume I wear for Halloween (they let us dress up, go figger).
    The rest of the costume will be my usual clothing, and a special Walmart ID badge I had made up last year.

    Yup, the name on it is "John Galt".
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  • Posted by $ rockymountainpirate 12 years, 4 months ago
    I just thought of my last experience at my local Walmart. Sitting on the bench by the exit waiting for my mother to check out, the assistant manager came to a checkout counter near me, grabbed the phone/PA and announced it was the managers birthday and all the staff started singing happy birthday over the PA. I just looked at them, turned and walked out. Of course I already doubt the abilities of management at this store because of a person they choose to employ....an evil, spiteful woman.
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    • Posted by 12 years, 4 months ago
      lol

      We have a couple grouchy old farts (male and female) on my shift.

      This one little old lady seems to be particularly annoyed by anyone messing with the plastic balls in the toy department. She'll periodically announce over the PA that people should stop.

      One night she said over the PA, "We do NOT play with our balls in the store!" Every employee in the store cracked up, I swear.
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      • Posted by Rocky_Road 12 years, 4 months ago
        "One night she said over the PA, "We do NOT play with our balls in the store!"

        That's rich!

        Reminded me of something the Atlanta Braves TV play-by-play announcer once said, way back when Ted Turner had his Atlanta station. It was a dull game, and the camera zoomed in on a lone couple sitting in the empty right field stands, clinched in a deadly lip lock.

        The announcer (Skip Carey, I think) says: "There's two real Brave's fans...he kisses her on the strikes, and she kisses him on the balls."
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  • Posted by Rozar 12 years, 4 months ago
    It's not so horrible to take pride and call it your wal Mart. Obviously they don't own it, but they are share holders. They should want the store to do well so they can keep their jobs and maybe even grow, both the company and their opportunities.
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  • Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 12 years, 4 months ago
    What is a team, if not a group of individuals, pursuing their own ends, adding their own talents, to a goal? The best teams are those composed of the most talented and motivated. The cheer-leading seems a bit over the top. Sounds like management wants to treat you as if you are part of a collective! Shocking! :) This seems rather harmless unless it diminishes/suppresses, individual achievement and acknowledgement in some fashion.

    A common perspective consideration:
    How do you view group or collective action? Is it a herd mentality blindly following orders like automatons for the goals of another, or is it individuals adding/trading their capacities for their own satisfaction and enrichment?

    I am enjoying the levity on this thread! Thanks for brightening the day.
    O.A.
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  • Posted by $ Maphesdus 12 years, 4 months ago
    I used to work at Wal-Mart, and yeah, the cheers we had to do were kinda dumb, and I doubt whether their impact on moral was positive or negative...

    Oh well, I guess Sam Walton liked that kind of stuff. =/
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  • Posted by $ Maphesdus 12 years, 4 months ago
    "Bear in mind, that... person... Sam Walton once said individuals don't win; teams win."
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    He's right, though. A well-coordinated team can accomplish so much more than any individual working on his or her own ever could. I enjoyed Atlas Shrugged, but this is why I believe the philosophy it presents is that of a small businessman, not a large one.

    If you want to know more about the differences between small business mentality and big business mentality, you should read Robert Kiyosaki's "Rich Dad, Poor Dad."

    http://www.galtsgulchonline.com/posts/d4...
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  • Posted by CircuitGuy 12 years, 4 months ago
    This is why I can't have a real job-- they want to act like we're a family. That Wal-Mart sounds god-awful.

    When I had W-2 employees, I never thought of treating them like that. We were just people trying solve problems.

    If they don't dial that back, I wouldn't continue to be a part of it. There are plenty of people out there who need things done and don't act like clowns.
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    • Posted by 12 years, 4 months ago
      It's actually policy; all Walmarts are to do that kind of pep rally before a shift begins. The managers at my home store don't waste time on that kind of thing. It's why it was such a shock to encounter.
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      • Posted by CircuitGuy 12 years, 4 months ago
        It's something that I would at first say "whatever" to. If they don't like your saying, "I'm 100% fired up to be excellent in everything I do and I will do my utmost to convey my enthusiasm on those around me, but this isn't how I do it," I wouldn't have anything to do with them. That sounds extreme, but these little bits of nonsense weigh on me and get in the way. Every time I've done this, I felt like I was doing something silly and objecting to something trivial, but I'm almost always glad I did it. Once I told a client, "I can't do that b/c I feel like it's the wrong approach and I would be just stealing your R&D money. I'd rather recommend another approach or help you find another engineer." In that case the president of the company thanked me. Other times I've gone along with design approaches I don't agree with, and usually I feel bad about it.

        I suspect you will provide more value, and receive more money in turn, if you find people who don't feel the need for rallies to get fired up about doing a good job.
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  • Posted by $ johnrobert2 12 years, 4 months ago
    I refer you to the movie "Rollerball" and the exploits of Jonathon E. Or were you the one who brought it up in the first place? Lesson: when the rules are changed so the individual cannot excel, excel anyway. Another movie just occurred to me which may be tangentially appropriate is "Gattaca". In a society where genetic manipulation is practiced to produce 'homo superior' and all others relegated to second class citizenry, one person, who was a 'God-child', found a way to succeed. Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman star.
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    • Posted by 12 years, 4 months ago
      Oh, I love Gattica. And yeah, I brought up Rollerball awhile back.

      What Gattica is teaching me (thanks to Ayn Rand screwing with my brain):
      Don't save anything for the swim back.

      I keep meaning to start two message threads (actually about a half dozen but I'm trying not to make a nusiance of myself) one about "Randian" movies/tv shows and one about "Randian" books and other stories.

      "Randian" in this case would be a movie, tv show or book that either embraced or promoted some aspect of Rand's philosophy.
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  • Posted by $ rockymountainpirate 12 years, 4 months ago
    I think 'your' Walmart is run by a descendant of one the Starnes.

    I just found this: http://www.cafepress.com/obamamayorstarn...
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    • Posted by $ Maphesdus 12 years, 4 months ago
      "The proper political system - laissez-faire capitalism - recognizes that for man to survive, he must be free to think, free to act, and free to enjoy or to suffer the consequences of his own actions."

      Capitalism is an economic system, not a political system. >_>
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      • Posted by 12 years, 4 months ago
        But "laissez-faire capitalism" is a *political* system.
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        • Posted by Rozar 12 years, 4 months ago
          What if you have a dictator who runs the country but doesn't let the government interfere with the economy. You can have a few different types of government and still retain a laissez-faire capitalism economy. I think.
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          • Posted by 12 years, 4 months ago
            You sound like Head of State Thompson...

            "We'll do anything you say. We'll give you a free hand. We'll co-operate. We'll compromise. We'll split fifty-fifty. We'll keep the sphere of politics and give you total power over the sphere of economics. We'll turn the production, of the country over to you, we'll make you a present of the entire economy. You'll run it any way you wish, you'll give the orders, you'll issue the directives—and you'll have the organized power of the State at your command to enforce your decisions. We'll stand ready to obey you, all of us, from me on down. In the field of production, we'll do whatever you say. You'll be—you'll be the Economic Dictator of the nation!"" - Atlas Shrugged

            More prosaically, you can't rigidly separate one from the either, and those so power hungry they'd be dictator wouldn't give up power over the economy.
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    • Posted by 12 years, 4 months ago
      You guys are going to drive me to the poorhouse with all this 1337 gear.

      OH! THAT REMINDS ME!
      MY 20TH CENTURY MOTOR CORPORATION HAT IS HERE!

      Gotta go to the complex office to get it... can't wait for them to open... open... c'mon... OPEN!
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