This just in: Diane Feinstein and the Ruling Class DC Marxocrats have determined that its high capacity magazine and intimidating appearance are sufficient to classify the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle as a dangerous Assault Weapon and therefore not legitimately protected under the Second Amendment.

Enjoy it while you can Ralphie: turn it in and be a slave, or bury it in the backyard and go to prison.

Merry Christmas!

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