Out-thinking a Looter

Posted by Hiraghm 9 years, 9 months ago to Philosophy
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We have a new (to me) assistant manager on the night shift.

She looks like a short, heavy version of Duke Nukem... flat-top and all.
http://media.photobucket.com/user/guybir...

So, last night I unfortunately showed up in the break room in time for the pre-shift meeting. Wherein a store co-manager was telling everyone how we were going to have to resume doing calisthenics and the company cheer.
The calisthenics remind me of the movie "Gung-ho", and... no... I exercise at home.

The company cheer is to freaking cult-like for me to participate in.

So I got into a heated mock argument with a co-worker about not-doing the calisthenics. We were just joking around, but...

Later, as I was trying to remove nails from the wheel of a pallet jack, this AM came up to me and asked me about the argument. I told her about not doing the calisthenics, that I was hired to do a job, not exercise.
She lectured me about my employment agreement, and that I was hired to do that, too, not just wax floors.

I sighed internally and dropped the issue.

Later in the morning, I found the co-manager, and suggested helpfully that, since changing me from 10pm-7am to 11pm to 8am didn't make any difference, how about we try 10:30 to 7:30? He immediately liked the idea.

The meeting is at 10pm.
If I show up at 10:30pm.... problem solved.

I really really really really really really hate the feudal mindset surrounding employment these days. It's a result of the natural "big business/big government" mindset of the proles, but I really don't like the company for whom I work sticking their nose in my personal business, even and especially if it's for the sake of their profit margin.

I worked 27 years in construction; I know how to stretch. And I trade skill and labor in exchange for money; I have no personal, emotional stake in Wal-mart, nor do I want one engendered in my by sophomoric cheers.

Next time Duke Nukem gets in my face... I'm just going to ask her... "Who is John Galt?"



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  • Posted by Lucky 9 years, 9 months ago
    This is what happens-
    the team does the calisthenics, takes the courses on sensitivity, non-discrimination, grievance procedures, equal opportunity, positive attitudes, healthy eating, health safety environment,,,
    Then, no surprise, you are told that some contractor can do the job for less money.
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  • Posted by richrobinson 9 years, 9 months ago
    She sounds attractive. Do I sense a Wal Mart romance coming on? Seriously, I agree on both counts. The calisthenics are useless and the cheer is just creepy. I have seen video of their sales meetings or something where they do that and it does remind me of a cult.
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