These tips, despite being listed suspiciously as "Fake"...these were very much the attitudes of my childhood, bar the submissiveness and knowing one's place stuff.
Just ask the "Leave it to Beaver" crowd.

Sounds like something out of the 50's but in spite of listing these tips as humor, there is a bit of common sense and a couple of things I wish my wife would take note. (nothing sexist here).

It is nice to be greeted when I get home and except for the greeting...(the dogs) I do like some quiet time and a good meal...after that, I'm ready to hear, (cringing) the disasters of the day.