Observing a nine year old and a four year old
Posted by richrobinson 9 years, 9 months ago to The Gulch: General
My wife and I didn't have children and we agreed to watch her nine year old nephew and four year old niece for a few days. Some things should be obvious but never having been parents it was a learning experience. I realize now that giving a nine year old boy a squirt gun when he has a four year old sister is a bad idea. I now know that when a nine year old says he won't torture his sister he means turn your back so I can torture my sister. I am now aware that a four year old girl doesn't think that a lawn mower and circular saw running at the same time should stop her from talking. She simply needs to talk LOUDER. Disciplining a four year old girl with big blue eyes is really really hard. Ice cream is not a vegetable. The best part was one day when I had to run a quick errand. I took the nine year old with me. I turned on the radio and told him to find something to listen to. After hitting five of the pre set buttons and passing up three classic songs he tuned in Glenn Beck. He said "awesome, can we listen to this?" I wiped away a tear and said "you are the chosen one...yes we can listen to this.
Lord knows I've waited long enough for her.
Right or wrong, that's how I feel.
(A child will grow up to be a human, a puppy will grow up to be a dog. Dogs have always been good to me... can't say the same for humans...)
I came and started reading the gulch to calm down. Was just watching Stossel go on about SWAT teams, and he showed a video where they raided a house, you heard the gunshots, heard the dog yelping in pain, and the homeowner shouting, "you shot my dog!"
I can't say what my reaction would be to that, because I'd be arrested before dawn, with the new internet police. (one guy got a SWAT raid because he quoted a line from "Fight Club" on Facebook...)
Now I gotta go read something else to calm down again... :(
But, in order to marry a woman who can still safely have kids, I'd have to marry a woman nearly half my age... not a likely prospect...
last chance for my family name to continue, by
leaving. the 18-year-old wife was absolutely
wonderful, but at 33 she didn't want kids and I did.
neither of us ever had any.
Thank You for your vote of confidence, but it still
makes me fog up. -- j
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