For all you holiday carollers, here is my version of a holiday classic.
I've kept most of the rhyming syllables the same.
I don't expect people to go from house to house singing this, but I do laugh when thinking about it.

The 12 Days Of Marxmas

On the Twelve day of Marxmas,

Obama gave to me:

12 Acts of Treason,

11 Guns a-Walking,

10 Agents Peeping,

9 Markets Crashing,

8 Cronies Bilking,

7 Liars Spinning,

6 Sheep Obeying,

5 Obama-phones,

4 Empty Words,

3 Henchmen,

2 Fists Ungloved,

and Restrictions on my Liberty.


Now, everybody, sing!!!