Kalifornia Is Closer To Secession

Posted by allosaur 6 years, 8 months ago to Politics

And all because The Evil Hag got beat by The Perpetual Bad Hair Day. Sheesh!
I suppose if Bolsheviki Bernie wins next time Kalifornia would clamor to rejoin the Union.
Whoa! New thought. Without Kalifornia, I doubt Bernie would have any hope of winning at all. Yeah, don't go away mad, Kalifornia! Just go away! Buh-bye! Buh-bye!
In the article (sorry for the yucky ads), CalExit (whose obviously coo-coo founder has emigrated to Russia)~harrumph!~KalExit spokesman Marcus Ruiz Evans (psst, he's still here) said, speaking of Bad Hair, "So what kind of people elect a man like that? The answer: not Kalifornians."
Yep, supporters of the so obviously corrupt Evil Hag~even after Bernie got weaseled out of the Jackass Party contest.
Evans believes Kalifornia "as the 5th largest economy in the world, will be just fine on its own."
http://californiapolicycenter.org/can...
Yep, lunatics running the asylum has always worked out.
Me dino believes the krazies of Kalifornia will all sink like a stone without the Big One shaking it down.
Plenty of looters and moochers will be taking care of that.

SOURCE URL: http://www.westernjournalism.com/california-allows-secession-ballot-initiative-to-proceed/

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Posted by Joseph23006 6 years, 8 months ago

I would say, "Good riddance!" But this is not a unilateral decision. The other states must agree to it under some very strict terms. California has tried to hold the rest of the states hostage to some of their idiotic regulations. Because Los Angeles had their pollution problem California gave an ultimatum on auto emissions. They didn't really work but the other 49 states suffered. Let's not make them go but have them abide by what is good for the whole, watch movies made in other states and foreign countries, drink non-California wines (some are quite better), visit beaches in other states, return the Colorado River to its original configuration, that water doesn't really belong to them, let them find their own.

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  Posted by allosaur 6 years, 8 months ago
  
  My sister-in-law's step sister brought bottles of some local red Texas wine during a Thanksgiving in Nashville two tears ago.
  Best stuff I ever tasted. Can't recall the name of it but it's not sold in here Alabama or up in Tennessee anyway.
  
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    Posted by freedomforall 6 years, 8 months ago
    
    "it's not sold in here Alabama or up in Tennessee anyway"
    Local/State distributor regulations probably restricting competition and innovation.
    I was told that when Trader Joes opens in a new state, they must make their 2 buck chuck wine available to all via local distributors because of local/state laws on alcohol distribution protecting the interests of "licensed" distributors.
    
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Posted by gharkness 6 years, 8 months ago

This is just sooooo delicious. I can just imagine those, ahem, pansies (insert a different p-word) being willing to actually fight - and die, hahahah, for what they believe is right! (I don't think dying is funny, by the way, but all the snowflakes in CA would for sure melt right away if they were expected to actually DO SOMETHING dangerous to secede.)

The Federal Constitution comes first, so I am sure the US would institute martial law. Which leads to the question: what about soldiers in active military duty whose home state is CA?

And then, just for a moment pretend they were able to win this battle and leave the Federal fold. WHO would wipe their butts?

Too bad the San Andreas fault hasn't done its thing, finally.

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  Posted by allosaur 6 years, 8 months ago
  
  Me dino just imagined a rag tag snowflake army trying to stave off an attack by a combat with cartels hardened Mexican Army out to reclaim Old California from twit Kalifornians.
  
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    Posted by Suzanne43 6 years, 8 months ago
    
    Got a good visual of a snowflake army, but then, they are snowflakes. I can't see them as an army fighting anything but Conservatives who want to speak on their college campuses. So if this would happen, the snowflakes will go to their safe spaces and Mexico will have Kalifornia back without any armed combat at all.
    
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      Posted by allosaur 6 years, 8 months ago
      
      Fo the ones caught out in the open, I can just see their arms looking like old-fashioned TV rabbit ears antennas and hear them chant~
      Hands up! Don't shoot!
      Hands up! Don't shoot!
      Hands up! Don't shoot!
      etc. . . .
      Mexican soldiers grin as they take them alive and distribute crayons and coloring books.
      
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      Posted by gharkness 6 years, 8 months ago
      
      You think Mexico wants their pansy butts? Only if those "safe spaces" are somewhere west of the coastline. Every Mexican I ever knew had more gumption in his pinky than a whole "snowflake" ever did.
      
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        Posted by allosaur 6 years, 8 months ago
        
        I imagine the Mexican invaders of Kalifornia would flood our reshaped border~what used to be the Oregon, Nevada and Arizona state lines~with ejected gringos, snowflakes in particular, before a wall or any serious border security could be put in place.
        Yes, it would be a sad day to get all those lib voters back. Maybe we could deport Kalifornia's worst to that mess in Europe made by people who think like they do.
        
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        Posted by Suzanne43 6 years, 8 months ago
        
        Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to Sweden they go!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 6 years, 8 months ago
        
        Myself half a Swede, I'd rather they be sent to Transylvania to renovate Dracula's castle.
        Survivors could be sent deeper into Eurasia to find work in Siberia.
        
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        Posted by Suzanne43 6 years, 8 months ago
        
        Mmm, Snowflakes in Siberia,,,how fitting.
        
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        Posted by allosaur 6 years, 8 months ago
        
        IMe dino has just the job for them.
        The Russians even celebrate it with song~
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-qz4...
        
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        Posted by Suzanne43 6 years, 8 months ago
        
        Good one!
        
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