Yea, those emails like: Re: your 10,000. daily check.
Money for nothin and chicks for free!

I remember reading about a waaay pre internet scam that used the e-mail of old - Popular Mechanics ad pages. You purchased the 3 line ad (along with hundreds of others) that read " How to get rich! Send $1 and a SASE to this address" When you did, you received in the mail - in the envelope and stamp you paid for, a slip of paper that simply read "get a good job" It was legal, as you received something from the advertiser for the money sent. Times hav` nt changed much, just the speed and number of fools to be parted with their dough.( **edit, got my post mixed up with my pre...old aqe)

How those total strangers got in my underwear, I'll never know.

More recent cons are just reflections of the snake oil salesmen of the past with a technological twist.

Everybody's got a system, cleaver one's too but if their systems were so wonderful, why not give it and take a small token of profit until your wares have proven themselves.
Many have a twist...an hours lone video that starts off good...I'll show you this or that but first, let me tell ya about myself...don't know about you, but I just don't care; nor do I care about all the fake testimonies...get to the chase.
Or, how about every time you enter a search...golly! topping the list is a giant Sale on what your looking for?...The question is, how can you sell the meaning of the phrase I just typed in?
And last but not least, (I sure they'll come up with something else) what about those adds that capture attention just above the comment section of an article you just read...have you noticed that the picture of the person or event is never present in the slide show your lead to? Like the one about the dumbest president, the photo showing obobo...your hoping to find out his IQ right?...not there, they don't even mention obobo nor do the show you the half naked pretty girl in the click on photo.

Don't even think they'll go away if you never click on anything for the rest of your life...they will show up when least expected again.

Electronic toilet paper anyone? singing the praises of something or another while you wipe!

Please send me the info, I'd like to get in on the action, everyone needs one, or at least a little box. I know that because my primary care physician at the VA told me that the mortality rate for human beings is 100%. But please wait a few days, I've got someone working in my computer from India trying to fix some bug that was reported to them by my modem. I think they said they were from Microsluff or something like that so it must be completely ligit. They expect to have it fixed anytime now for well under $600 plus updates. My father-in-law had sent a lot of money off shore to process the millions of dollars that he had won just before his death. I think he died of starvation. What I don't understand is why our Congress can't shut it off, other countries can shut off the entire internet, but we can't shut off theft and child porn? Bul_s_it! This is something else that should go to the vote of the people, not just some lawyer saying that stopping internet theft violates someone's rights. Here we go again extending our constitutional rights to criminals from other countries. Are you kidding me?

Wheat I want to know is, why would total strangers be in my underwear?

An old car salesman Cletus Rotty told me a couple of things "Daniel , there is an ass for every seat as we appraised a 1968 AMC" and "you can't eat saw dust and shit customers"