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Jan
Not sure if anyone here has ever read Frank Abignale's delightful book, "Catch Me If You Can". He had a "replica" pilot's license made, then went to Eastern Airlines and requisitioned a complete uniform including insignia, claiming to be an employee. He then flew all over the world as a "pilot" who was given free transportation as a courtesy, and wrote large phony checks at each stop along the way.
Surely one could not get away with that now....could they?
On another occasion, he stole a mail cart, rented a security guard's uniform, and stood next to the after hours deposit slot at a bank, on which he had placed an "out of order" sign. Police did show up at one point. They helped him put the cart in his vehicle.
The swiping of suitcases is probably a test for nitrates. Hear that, all you gardeners? Take a couple grams of very finely ground potassium nitrate, drop on the conveyer belt, and watch TSA "detect nitrate" all day long.
Funny thing is, over the years I have thought of many ways that different potential weapons could be gotten past TSA screening. If they occurred to me, those with evil intent must know of them and more.
In one airport I have used a fair number of times, there is a steakhouse at the far end of the concourse. Where you get real steak knives. Long after you pass through any form of screening. It's cafeteria-style, so you get your silverware from a group of tubs at the end of the line.
Midway even has a faucet for filling bottles
I do it all the time.
The last time I traveled by air I was in a somewhat whimsical mood. So....as I was traveling to perform a wedding (I am a "mail order minister"), I wore a clerical collar to the airport. I had a bottle of water in my carry-on bag ("holy water" if anyone asked), and several other items that were too large for TSA regulations. They looked at me and didn't even open my bag.
I was amazed. I had half-expected to end up in The Little Room. It can't be that easy to breeze past the TSA....can it?
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