Eudaimonia's solution to Obama's Syria problem.
In a pro bono act of a public service to benefit the unbelievably inept Obama Administration, I have developed *the* solution to their Syria problem. One which is in keeping with the Administration's current policies:
1) Hold a press conference in which Obama and Eric Holder call Vladimir Putin and Bashir Assad racists.
2) Throw some chump-assed right-wing artist in jail on trumped-up charges with high media fanfare and leave him there to rot.
3) Safely forget Syria and move on to other things.
You're welcome, I'm here to help.
Sincerely,
Eudaimonia
1) Hold a press conference in which Obama and Eric Holder call Vladimir Putin and Bashir Assad racists.
2) Throw some chump-assed right-wing artist in jail on trumped-up charges with high media fanfare and leave him there to rot.
3) Safely forget Syria and move on to other things.
You're welcome, I'm here to help.
Sincerely,
Eudaimonia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnaud_Amal...
My personal take on satire: if you're not pissing someone off, you're not doing it right.
The irony of labeling the situation as "Obama's Syria problem" is that we're self-labeling ourselves as victims of our own government rather than protesting it as so many Syrians have. Hmm... how do we laugh that off?