Posted by  $  allosaur 1 year, 2 months ago to Humor
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Buy Uncle Benghazi's Half-Baked Susan Rice.
Sold at all fine fake news spin outlets.
Pertinent then. Pertinent now. Bon appetit!

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  • Posted by  $  Dobrien 1 year, 2 months ago
    I happen to like most rice varieties. There are more than 40,000 varieties of cultivated rice (the grass species Oryza sativa) said to exist. But the exact figure is uncertain. Over 90,000 samples of cultivated rice and wild species are stored at the International Rice Gene Bank and these are used by researchers all over the world. She is one Rice I can't stomach.

    To be sung to the tune of "yes we have no bananas, we have no bananas today"

    There's some liars on Pennsylvania street,
    It is run by a libretard freak.
    If your curious and want to know something,
    You should hear her squeak
    When you ask her anything , she never tells the truth.
    She just lies you to death, and obozo takes your dough.
    She tells you yes we have no terrorists we have no terrorists today.
    We have videos and comics and global warming too.
    We have all sorts of safe zones.
    We have an old fashion commie
    Whose daddy left his mommy.
    So yes we have no coordinated attack ,
    We have no truth from Susan Rice any day.
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    • Posted by  $  1 year, 2 months ago
      That's pretty good.
      Susan Rice will even say I didn't say what I said the other day.
      The doctor I take my Type 2 diabetes to be checked on every four months doctor must be a racist.
      He told me to avoid white rice.
      I'm not a racist because every once in a while I will eat white rice.
      For example, there's a deli I go to. Should I have to chose between beef tips on white rice and some crappy looking spaghetti,
      I'm gonna be prejudiced against the so-called Italian fare.
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      • Posted by  $  Dobrien 1 year, 2 months ago
        They didn't offer you a "meal"that you can't refuse
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        • Posted by  $  1 year, 2 months ago
          "Steve's Grocery" is an oversized convenience food store with a deli run by very nice redneck women I like in the town of Concord.
          It was out of business for months due to damage received by the 2011 F5 tornado that wrecked Tuscaloosa, took out much of Pleasant Grove where I live and dropped a huge pecan tree in my front yard before moving on to skirt Birmingham.
          Today I will as usual listen to Rush as I drive over there to get my always served on Friday catfish dinner. Tuesday and Friday is when I usually drive over there.
          Tuesday before last I scored their delicious taco salad that's better than Taco Bell's. You never know when they will serve that elusive treat. They never serve it on Friday; but if they ever do, I will forego the catfish.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 1 year, 2 months ago
    If I had more time, I'd write new music to the song.If it's successful we'll take credit for writing it. During the days when Vaudeville was popular, comedy teams consisting of an Irishman and a Jew were very popular. (Gallagher and Sheen and others). Of course the names changed depending on location and venue. I can picture an entire revue based on the song which would include cameos with the Clintons, the Obamas, and the United States Marine Band.
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    • Posted by  $  Dobrien 1 year, 2 months ago
      Like the universe , time it seems to keep speeding up.
      Shapirobrien would look good in bright lights.
      Growing up , when first learning of anti-semitism and WWll's evil. I naively thought that people figured out that was ridiculously evil and stupid.

      Salt and pepper. Irish Jewish collaboration.
      Another reason that these collaborations happen so often may be simpler - before World War II, anti-Semitism was virtually unknown in Ireland despite the fact that Dublin has been the home of a sizeable Jewish community since at least the 13th century. Also, here's a Fun Fact - the Irish Constitution is one of only a handful in the world to mention the Jewish religion (it was also the first to mention it)
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