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The Coyote Principal

Posted by Dobrien 7 years, 1 month ago to Humor
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The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA
* The Governor of California is
jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
* The Governor starts to intervene,
but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
* He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
* He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it
for diseases.
* The Governor goes to hospital and
spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
* The running trail gets shut down
for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
* The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
* The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to
permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
* The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.
* PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
TEXAS
* The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
* The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
* The buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
SOURCE URL: http://www.lotsofjokes.com/coyote_kills_roadrunner_-video-556.htm


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  • Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 1 month ago
    I live in an area on the edge of undeveloped land in Florida that has coyotes. Every once in a while, they wander into human occupied territory looking to scrounge up some easily hunted down like some feral kittens which seem to abound in our area.These animals are 1. not funny, and 2. downright fearless. We have a large contingent of dogs in the area. Everything from a teacup Yorkie to a a huge bull mastiff of some sort. Speaking of the mastiff, he is the only dog that isn't afraid of the coyote's howl, but even he will not chase it away. Somehow he knows that where there's one there's one or two more. My little beagle is pretty fearless but if she smells coyote, she'll not step out of the garage. So, on those rare occasions when the coyotes show up, and Bella the Beagle needs to be outside I'll fire a 38 into the lawn and the noise will turn them around. But note: They don't run off. They saunter off as if to say, "Next time, pal."
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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 7 years, 1 month ago
    Funny (sad), when I see the word coyote these days I immediately apply it to human smuggler from mexico. Sad commentary but that just goes to emphasize how much of a problem illegal aliens are here in Phoenix.
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    • Posted by 7 years, 1 month ago
      If the word gets out that getting in is the tip of the iceberg it may dissuade the customers. No green card , no work, no sanctuary cities, no handouts
      Not welcome.
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      • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 7 years, 1 month ago
        Several month ago, less than 5 miles from my home, a house was raided by Sheriff Joe where 35 people were packed into a 1400sq ft house. All windows were covered, the house reeked of feces, and the men, women and children were in various stages of malnutrition. The women, including some of the female children, were reported to have been either beaten or raped. The coyotes abandoned them in the Phoenix drop house and told them not to go outside. The coyotes were never caught.

        The issue is as disgusting as it is tragic.

        I have a young daughter and this happened less than 5 miles form my home. This is why I never let my kids walk to the part alone (less than 1/3 mile from my home) and only bike ride in groups.

        An empty house here is a potential haven for these degenerates (the coyotes) and a living hell for the people illegally entering this country using these bastards. There are many vacant houses in my neighborhood, 4 on my block alone.

        I want the wall. I want the national guard patrolling the border. I want ZERO hospitality and assistance to any illegal alien from anywhere.

        Unacceptable.
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        • Posted by 7 years, 1 month ago
          Another consequence of Obama looking the other way. The lax enforcement and the past amnesties encourage these trafficked victims to fork over every thing to their abusers
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          • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 7 years, 1 month ago
            Bush did too, so did Clinton the difference is O was far worse and prosecuted those trying to uphold the law. This is why we no longer have Arapio.
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            • Posted by 7 years, 1 month ago
              I agree about our previous kakistocrats, I was going to ask about Sheriff Joe, $6 million Soros spent to defeat him. He must have been doing some real good for the regressives to hate him so.
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              • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 7 years, 1 month ago
                I have pics showing the depth of that hatred. Also pics of how the ACLU watched Americans to ensure that the illegals could march unopposed down Phoenix streets.

                Those who sympathize don't know half of what they should about the matter. Those who do know and side in favor of the illegal invasion are no better than the illegals themselves and are part of the problem.
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                • Posted by 7 years, 1 month ago
                  The media with it's leftist brainwashing propaganda endorses out of control migration to the US. The ignorance the left displays regarding Illegal aliens and the dangers from a black market of human trafficking is a result.
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                  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 7 years, 1 month ago
                    Soros...the signs there's people carry are seldom hand made, their marches too organized, and they take pictures of the counter-protesters (the Americans) watching on the sidewalks (the ACLU observers are always there at their behest), giving us the finger and shouting reconquista, calling us racists and invaders. I have no doubt most are paid agitators and the rest are hopeful useful idiots and illegals
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  • Posted by freedomforall 7 years, 1 month ago
    Arizona coyotes would have lured the dog out into the desert away from the governor and then attacked it en masse, unless the governor was very fast on his feet and a much better shot than any big time politician (who spends time looting , not shooting.)
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    • Posted by 7 years, 1 month ago
      I can't argue that scenario.
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      • Posted by freedomforall 7 years, 1 month ago
        It happened when I was walking my dog in the mountain preserve near Squaw Peak in Phoenix. I was barely fast enough to keep them from attacking the dog until she lost interest in chasing the coyotes.
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        • Posted by 7 years, 1 month ago
          In the twin cities metro ,A neighbor was walking his dog in the neighborhood and was surrounded by those pack animals and luckily was able to high tail it home.
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          • Posted by $ allosaur 7 years, 1 month ago
            After I retired from the Alabama DOC (having heard coyotes howl in the woods when I'd catch prison tower duty), I worked for different security companies armed and unarmed.
            One dusky evening I was working the gate at a Mercedes plant when I found myself pointing and saying, "Now that's one big coyote out there."
            I saw it for the space of 5 seconds.
            That Mercedes plant is halfway between Birmingham and Tuscaloosa.
            That coyote turned out to be next to nothing compared to another seen in the woods right up against Birmingham..
            A couple of years later I was working a night shift at the gate of a Wachovia data center. I found myself gawking at a HUGE coyote that came walking right down a hill's drive and right up to my post where I was safe behind supposedly bullet proof windows and a locked door I was not about to open.
            We stared at each other for a moment. I'll never forget that wild predatory look in its eyes. The big fella finally got bored and disappeared into the woods by the fence that surrounded the complex.
            I was armed but to shoot it (even though a coyote is so-called "trash animal") would have cost me my job. I've read that anyone can shoot coyotes anytime of the year outside of city limits and especially east of the Mississippi River.
            When I was a kid, Alabama did not have armadillos either.
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            • Posted by 7 years, 1 month ago
              Coyotes are unprotected in Minnesota, and may be taken at any time by shooting or trapping, without a license or permit. Lived here most my life never saw one and just in the last 10 yrs they are everywhere often in the large park field behind the house I will hear them they sound like a large group of Teenage girls screaming and laughing. The Mn. DNR aye they are around 18 inches at shoulder height .I think they need a new tape measure . I have seen snow tracks of them chasing something and I estimate they leaping tracks were almost twenty feet apart and the snow was afoot deep.
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              • Posted by Flootus5 7 years, 1 month ago
                Wolves?
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                • Posted by 7 years, 1 month ago
                  Wolves Not in the metro area unless you are speaking basketball, the food source of rabbits and voles are plentiful. The wolves are just plain huge.
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                  • Posted by Flootus5 7 years, 1 month ago
                    Living in rural northeast Nevada, coyotes (the 4 legged kind) are all over the place. They are relatively harmless, because around here they have a healthy fear of humans and their firesticks.

                    And in 40 years spent with much camping as a geologist in the back country of Arizona, Nevada, Utah, and Wyoming I have never had a problem with them. I have lain there in a sleeping bag on the ground or on a cot without a tent and they completely surround the campsite with their yipping etc., No problem.

                    Now here in the high desert, water can be scarce, although northern Elko County is relatively blessed. The talk and concern is of wolves coming down from Idaho and NW Wyoming now. Moose are being driven down here further south with some of this pressure. Bizarre to see moose in the desert, but it is happening.

                    Of course, Fish and Wildlife and NDOW totally deny wolf sightings, but you know how they are.
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                    • Posted by $ allosaur 7 years, 1 month ago
                      One day on the back gate tower when I worked for the Bama DOC, I heard the Dog Warden on my hand radio during the 90s nervously complain that he had stumbled into and was surrounded by a pack of coyotes and that he was on foot and unarmed.
                      I saw him report to the back gate the next day to pick up whatever minimum custody inmates he needed to work the prison produce gardens.
                      I retired from the Bama DOC 2003; but as far as I know, he's still alive. And also now as retired like me by now? Highly likely indeed!
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                    • Posted by 7 years, 1 month ago
                      Are you near the former 21 mile dam?
                      Sightings of a mountain lion that came through the area and some how crossed into Wisconsin ( big river border) the sightings were initially denied until a photo captured the evidence.
                      I did see a black bear on the shore from the hiking path up a cliff from the Mississippi River in St. Paul.
                      The river bottoms can be pretty wild still surrounded by close to 2 million people.
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 7 years ago
    I just wrote a short article about coyotes a few weeks ago for our neighborhood's newsletter. We have a lot of them here. Interesting animals. Very smart.
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  • Posted by NealS 7 years, 1 month ago
    The Coyote Principal. The link is to one of my favorite videos. In fact, yesterday I was telling one on my retiree coffee group about it and you go ahead and post it on the Gulch today. I'm impressed, how do these coincidences work? Maybe it some kind of telepathy?
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