This is actually news but I decided to present this amusing article in the humor category.
Me dino is pretty sure these witches are so-called Wiccans, who echo the ancient pagan Celt religion and not evil hags who sold their souls to the devil.
Uh-oh! Yikes, there is a~cough! cough!~certain former first lady me dino has been calling an evil hag for at least a year now. That particular evil hag has been linked to "fatal accidents."
The witches who will be casting the binding spell at midnight tonight allegedly just want Trump out of office. Whoa, wouldn't four different time zones decrease the spell's impact? Plus a well trailing five. Guess there are Wiccan witches in Hawaii too. Aloha hoodoo to you!
Oh, well, at the moment I'm imagining a frog with an orange-topped head.
Yeah, me dino can just see Trump is making a speech: "I'm going to make~rivet!~America great again." As The Donald continues to speak, his rivets draw closer and closer together as he begins to turn green. All but the hair, of course. Never the hair.
Even witches can't touch the hair.