To be fair to ATL, I haven't been there in a while. At a previous job in 1997/1998, I had five business round trip business flights into and out of Atlanta to somewhere else. I missed all five connections going there (scheduled as 40 minute flights) and two of the connections coming home.

Nice. How did you get it on the departure board? Great placement by the way.

Ah....the uniform. No one questions anything when they see a uniform. Good job.

Now be nice JB. We have gotten substantially better in the past couple of years. The delays out of Atlanta have more to do with the FAA abacus based software running their flow control programming.
Cheers

I just walked up and stuck it to the board below Las Vegas. It looked like an official note since I was in my uniform.
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The home of Delay Airlines - Atlanta. Nice placement. They will have plenty of time to look at it.