Calculator Stories

Posted by khalling 10 years, 10 months ago to Culture
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ok, I have one for ya... an engineering friend was on his way to work. In the middle of the road, he noticed a calculator case. typical TI scientific calculator size (mid 80s). He stops, picks it up. Hoping to find a calculator. Instead it is perfectly stuffed with 10k in small bills. He sweats all day at work and comes home to an engineer and a working waitress english major. the bills are pulled and and counted. the word "shit" is flown around like no one has ever heard.....I am not telling the rest of the story. but...what's your calculator story?


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  • Posted by $ Abaco 10 years, 10 months ago
    I'm an HP guy. I own several for my work.

    My favorite story was actually told to me by my roommate at Cal Poly when we were in school there. It was during finals week when my buddy was walking through the 1st floor of the Achitecture building when, suddenly, a door from a classroom flew open near the end of a test (obviously) and a student dashed out. He made a beeline straight for a big trash can where he held out his calculator over the can and, gripping it at each end with his hands, he twisted it into a thousand pieces - explosively. I think he even yelled out, "Yeaahhh!!!" in anger while doing it.

    I'll never forget that story.

    I have my old 15c from college, one of the original 48 from my early engineering days, a couple 33s (for the P.E. exam) and now a 12c for my financial calcs. Great calculators. The old ones never die.
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  • Posted by Hiraghm 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    ::Hand raise::

    I saw my old TI-33 in a box I was rummaging through the other day. I've got a number old calculators from the 70s and 80s.

    Of course, I can remember calculators that weighed more (and were noisier) than modern desktop computers (cost more, too...)

    For a period, when he was younger, my dad used to sell Freidens, Merchants, Monroes... a job he really loved, and one that caused Dr. Van Allen (of the radiation belts) to think he was a genius. :)
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    My advisor in graduate school made me read two books: Strunk and White - the Elements of Style, and "Lying with Statistics". It is so easy to mislead people with statistics, but agree, they are absolutely necessary for problems too difficult for analytical solutions.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 10 years, 10 months ago
    Great example of the value of thinking and abstract math!
    Went against the wrong post...
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 10 years, 10 months ago
    When I graduated and went to grad school, my fiance got me an HP28. I turned my nose up to RPN until then. After using it for a month, became a convert, and never looked back.
    BTW, this calculator will do symbolic differentiation and integration as well as matrix math. In graduate digital controls class I flew though problems by pushing "x^-1", rather than doing the long-hand adjoint/determinant. Great calculator for 1987!
    About 3yrs ago, I stopped carrying my HP48G (which was a waste on a management-puke like me anyway), and just use a nice RPN app on my iPhone and iPad!
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Or the idiots who require a programmable calculator, and then don't let you use the programmable feature.
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me and my son are reading these at 2am and cracking up!!!
    Here's mine.
    Last week my son stopped by. He walked in the front door holding a calculator pinched between his thumb and pointer finger, and said "is somebody trying to melt this thing?" It was my husband's calculator. He said "oh shit. I forgot I put that out there." It's a solar calculator that wasn't working, or so I'm assuming anyway. We live in AZ ... And it's July. The birds didn't bother it.
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  • Posted by $ rockymountainpirate 10 years, 10 months ago
    I don't have a great story, but I had a TI something or other that cost a fortune and had chips you changed for whatever you wanted. All of us geology majors used one in the detested statistics class. I lost track of that somewhere along the line, but I'm sure it's living happily ever after with my brunton compass.
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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 10 years, 10 months ago
    True story:

    In 11th grade, many year ago, I had an instructor who conducted a class experiment. Half of the class was given calculators to work with and the rest was left to do the algebra on paper by hand ( I was without). Every single person without a calculator finished the 25 problems well before those who used calculators.

    Not quite the caliber story as they rest of you but it was an opportunity to share a memory that stuck with me all these years.
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