Calculator Stories
ok, I have one for ya... an engineering friend was on his way to work. In the middle of the road, he noticed a calculator case. typical TI scientific calculator size (mid 80s). He stops, picks it up. Hoping to find a calculator. Instead it is perfectly stuffed with 10k in small bills. He sweats all day at work and comes home to an engineer and a working waitress english major. the bills are pulled and and counted. the word "shit" is flown around like no one has ever heard.....I am not telling the rest of the story. but...what's your calculator story?
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Of course if all you see is the "results" and are stonewalled when you ask to see the original [climate] data, unadjusted, you have a different variety of fake data.
There are other techniques I won't reveal here.
For decades I thought RPN was just an ethnic joke. Then, I found my old manual for the calculator in an old box of books and, looking through it, found out that it was indeed the name. LOL.
My saving grace was Cleveland Public Schools. I had ten semesters of math in four years (counting summer school). I was actually in Calculus One when I got kicked out as a discipline problem and went to another school. I could not get into their calculus class, so I took another semester of "senior math", with probability and stuff.
My wife and I both can outrace the cashier. Again in CPS, in junior high, for three semesters, we had six weeks of "mental math" learning to estimate, borrow, carry, etc., in our heads. I picked up a few more tricks from Feynman's stories. Also, oddly enough, it was computer programming that put the icing on the cake. It was an easy lesson that you can guess almost anything by taking half the correction three times.
For what it is worth, that Polish guy was later let go, thank goodness.
WRT actually reading. I overstated, perhaps could say I looked at every page.
I have become a fan of correlation analyses to identify our businesses (my group manages nine) financial methods that are different. Try to find the "fat" overhead in a company that is playing "hide the pea" sometime. It is a lot harder than you think, but sum all the overheads, divide by revenue, and correlate several businesses, and voila, lazy-chubby pops right out like superheterodyne pulling noise out of the floor.
My date of birth is 7-7-34.
I've used it hundreds of times but only recently, someone pointed out that when those numbers are put into a calculator and the calculator is turned upside down, it spells hell. I'm not sure of the significance if there is any.
Today, children graduating college (let alone high school) can't do simple addition/subtraction in their heads.
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