Calculator Stories

Posted by khalling 10 years, 10 months ago to Culture
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ok, I have one for ya... an engineering friend was on his way to work. In the middle of the road, he noticed a calculator case. typical TI scientific calculator size (mid 80s). He stops, picks it up. Hoping to find a calculator. Instead it is perfectly stuffed with 10k in small bills. He sweats all day at work and comes home to an engineer and a working waitress english major. the bills are pulled and and counted. the word "shit" is flown around like no one has ever heard.....I am not telling the rest of the story. but...what's your calculator story?


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  • Posted by rbunce 10 years, 10 months ago
    My first calculator was a Bowmar Brain 4 function. My freshman year in college was the last year that engineering school had a slide rule use class. A couple years later my older brother gave me his nice HP. 20 years later solar powered multi function calculators were free gifts for signing up for just about anything. I think we are on the same trajectory with Android tablets.
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Knowing a bit of statistics can be extremely helpful if you are having to sort out ORIGINAL data that may or may not have been faked. The key is in distribution of digits. It's a bit more complicated than this example, but if you ask someone to produce "random" numbers he'll more than likely favor odd numbers over even numbers. The "data" he's provided is predominated with odd numbers? He faked it!

    Of course if all you see is the "results" and are stonewalled when you ask to see the original [climate] data, unadjusted, you have a different variety of fake data.

    There are other techniques I won't reveal here.
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  • Posted by Technocracy 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Electro luminescent slipped in there for a short time too. However the power savings for LCD and the extended battery life it granted caused that technology to more or less own the market
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  • Posted by xthinker88 10 years, 10 months ago
    I still use my HP15C from my plebe year 30 years ago. At one point, I lost the cover for the battery compartment. I called an HP support number to see where I could buy one. I told him how long I'd had the calculator and the guy asked for my address and sent me one in a small envelope.

    For decades I thought RPN was just an ethnic joke. Then, I found my old manual for the calculator in an old box of books and, looking through it, found out that it was indeed the name. LOL.
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  • Posted by $ MikeMarotta 10 years, 10 months ago
    I have mentioned before that although my freshman year was 1967, I went back and completed my degrees 2005-2010. I had credit for a semester of calculus, but not algebra. I took the class without a book and without a calculator and got an A. On one test, I had to settle for partial credit for one problem. We had a linear regression with ten points and I only finished three by hand.

    My saving grace was Cleveland Public Schools. I had ten semesters of math in four years (counting summer school). I was actually in Calculus One when I got kicked out as a discipline problem and went to another school. I could not get into their calculus class, so I took another semester of "senior math", with probability and stuff.

    My wife and I both can outrace the cashier. Again in CPS, in junior high, for three semesters, we had six weeks of "mental math" learning to estimate, borrow, carry, etc., in our heads. I picked up a few more tricks from Feynman's stories. Also, oddly enough, it was computer programming that put the icing on the cake. It was an easy lesson that you can guess almost anything by taking half the correction three times.

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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I know what a nixie tube is, but must admit, I have not seen a calculator using them. There are some cool kits to make clocks from them. Russia still makes the tubes.
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    They're taught not to. My daughter just graduated with a teaching degree (HS math) and that's what they teach now, not to do math problems in your head, not to do simple multiplication by the carry method, no long division. It's all sticks and bundle multiples and other nonsense.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I am also irritated by this TI programmable calculator bias/requirement my son had. First I don't see the need for programmable calculators in high school classes. It is an unnecessary skill, and the calculator-specific semantics of it will be 1) obsolete and 2) forgotten in two years.
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  • Posted by 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    yea, what's up with that? as long as you know how to use it...seems a little monopolistic to me
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Nope. LED's yes. I went from using a slip-stick in HS to an HP15C in college (it was issued, so I didn't have any choice - ended up loving it). I had a TI watch with LED's.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 10 years, 10 months ago
    While in undergraduate Mech Eng, my small class drew a terrible Polish professor for Machine Design who was killing us by just reading the book in class. We all loved another fantastic professor who would start a class talking hot rods, and 30 min later you realized that had become the lecture. One evening at ~2am, we couldn't take it anymore, so we made an effigy from a T-square and old TI-calculator rewired to flash in a demonic manner with its circuit boards all broken in a technical disembowelment. We broke in to the professors office row, and left it with a note appealing to him to use his god-like powers to save us.
    For what it is worth, that Polish guy was later let go, thank goodness.
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  • Posted by kathywiso 10 years, 10 months ago
    I don't have my own story, but my contractor told me this. He figured the price of jobs out in his head, so he gets a calculator...what kind..no idea. Anyway, figures this job out and he must have hit a wrong button because the bid was $2500.00 different than the material on the job....so he smashed it with his hammer and still to this day, uses his brain.
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Whomever at HP made the decision to use RPN for their engineering calculators was a genius. I too thought it was stupid for the first week I had it, and then fell in love with that method. So much more intuitive than "standard" calculators. I remember the first time that I handed my 15C to my son when he needed a calculator. His first question was "where's the equals sign?" Once I explained to him how it worked, he was right on it. I'm guessing he was 7 or 8 at the time. He hated it when we had to get him a TI calc because that was what was spec'd for HS.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Dated now, just like me. All so true!

    WRT actually reading. I overstated, perhaps could say I looked at every page.

    I have become a fan of correlation analyses to identify our businesses (my group manages nine) financial methods that are different. Try to find the "fat" overhead in a company that is playing "hide the pea" sometime. It is a lot harder than you think, but sum all the overheads, divide by revenue, and correlate several businesses, and voila, lazy-chubby pops right out like superheterodyne pulling noise out of the floor.
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I need to preface this with the fact that I went to "college" at an institution where even the most liberal of arts majors has to take more engineering courses than most regular college engineering students. So, it was not uncommon that after the final engineering exam those less engineering inclined would go back to their rooms and hurl their HP 15C's out the window. It was common to line up for morning formation and see the carnage from several former calculators strewn about.
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Not sure "The Elements of Style" is a book that I'd want to read. I have one as a reference, but having to actually read it, that would be torture.
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes. Lying with Statistics is a must read - albeit quite dated now. You need to know what statistics mean otherwise you'll have others pulling the wool over your eyes and you'll never even know it. Like the difference between median and mean. I happen to live just north of where some pro basketball players live. Their astronomical pay skews the mean household income, but does next to nothing when looking at the median. When the politicians want to raise taxes, they use the mean and say of course we can "afford" to "contribute" more to the common good. But when they are looking to portray the community as "middle class" they use the median household income. Both are correct, but present a very different picture. Unless you know the differences, and how to ask questions to get the "real story" you'll be hoodwinked by those who do know how to use statistics to their advantage.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 10 months ago

    My date of birth is 7-7-34.
    I've used it hundreds of times but only recently, someone pointed out that when those numbers are put into a calculator and the calculator is turned upside down, it spells hell. I'm not sure of the significance if there is any.
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  • Posted by teri-amborn 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    ...but at least you have a portable calculator called your brain.
    Today, children graduating college (let alone high school) can't do simple addition/subtraction in their heads.
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