Offended Virginian Leftists Ban "To Kill a Mocking Bird," "Huck Finn" In Schools
Tap! Tap! Crack!
Oops, there goes another yardstick. Oh, well. Ahem!
Class, do I have your attention? Dino, quit throwing spitballs, you little brat. Thank you.
Ahem! Class we were to be reading and then discussing for study "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by the celebrated by some Mark Twain. The entire point of "Huckleberry Finn" is that racism is evil and wrong.
But--Oh, nooooo! It has n-words! Oodles of n-words! Not PC! Not PC at all!
Offensive alert! Offensive alert!
Run away, children! Run away!
Find your little safe zones! That's it!
Duck and cover! Hide! Hide! Hide!
Whatever you do, don't let the real classical literary world ever contaminate all you super sensitive little brainwashed babies!
And never the real world either!
Oops, there goes another yardstick. Oh, well. Ahem!
Class, do I have your attention? Dino, quit throwing spitballs, you little brat. Thank you.
Ahem! Class we were to be reading and then discussing for study "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by the celebrated by some Mark Twain. The entire point of "Huckleberry Finn" is that racism is evil and wrong.
But--Oh, nooooo! It has n-words! Oodles of n-words! Not PC! Not PC at all!
Offensive alert! Offensive alert!
Run away, children! Run away!
Find your little safe zones! That's it!
Duck and cover! Hide! Hide! Hide!
Whatever you do, don't let the real classical literary world ever contaminate all you super sensitive little brainwashed babies!
And never the real world either!
