Fart Collecting Backpacks For Cows Will Help Us Combat Global Warming

Posted by $ nickursis 9 years, 4 months ago to Government
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I don't know if I post this in Government (after the imposition of 1899 tech by the EPA Emperor) or Humor...


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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Poor woman made a gas of herself.
    Me sorry! Me dino could not stop myself.
    She IS poor woman after all.
    And I coulda wrote "Me solly."
    But I didn't. Uh, wait . . .
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  • Posted by XenokRoy 9 years, 4 months ago
    I personally found it very humorous. I have a small ranch with about 30 head of cattle. Mine are beef cattle.

    When I saw this article, particularly the picture with the collection bag on the cows back I thought. "Who is going to be the sorry sucker that attempts to put that thing on a big Brahma bull"

    I quit using the Brahma bread after a bull chased me through two fences and put a dent in my truck about 4 inches deep because he did not like the harness I put on his head.

    Side-note: He chased me every time he saw me for a month, at the end of which I had a new bull purchased and he became hamburger in my freezer.

    I mean the bull ultimately looses but even the heifers are not going to just walk around with that on there body. They role over, scratch on tree's posts and anything else hard enough to satisfy the itch.

    It would not last a week before being destroyed.

    That is funny and it is not even getting into how ridiculous the science that says climate change is caused by man, or necessarily bad/good can be funny.

    Thanks for the post
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 4 months ago
    Those humongous long-neckers I used to chase shoulda used backpacks like that.
    Imagine chasing after one of those thundering sauropods while scaring the pooted poop out of it.
    Guess that's why the Ice Age followed and libtards changed "global warming" into "climate change."
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