Hi, all woo, I'm a deconstructed masculinity no longer a David but now a Daisy da Dinosaur limp-wristed waving to all o' woo from one of my widdle arms.
Girly man me just wuvs it here at Duth Universithy!
Sing it!
Girly, girly, girly man!
I wanna be a girly man!
'Nough dat song. All da deconstructed lyrics ain't been released yet.
Yeth, and whens girly me gwaduates, I'm gonna be a Certified--no, scratch dat word--a Qualified Big Brudder Ladies Woom Inspector at transgender public facilities everywhere in all dis progressive regime's 57 states!
Girly me can just picture me hard at work~
"Hey, let dat poor man in dere, woo uptight sexist hens! Stop all dat panicky squawking so me can hear to think! Can't woo heifers tell dis dudette dude is just having a gender confused day today?"