O Legend In His Own Mind Celebrates His Climate Accord

Posted by $ allosaur 7 years, 7 months ago to News
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Hear ye! Hear ye! So Sayeth His Majesty, "History may judge today as the turning point for the planet."
Yeah, Flash Gordon was saving the planet all the time in the Sunday Funnies without significantly harming the U.S. economy as only Obamaman can.
The Heritage Foundation estimates O'Captain Planet's latest heroics against Supervillain Sol's climate change will be a loss of 206,104 fewer manufacturing jobs between 2016 and 2040, a total income loss of $20,000 for a four-person family by 2035, a GDP loss of $2.5 trillion and rising electricity costs between 13% and 20%.
Aw, but what's a little collateral damage when your scam is saving the world for whoever will write those history books about the progressive gift of O, Superhero?


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  • Posted by Dobrien 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I only wish it wasn't true. Goes to show how the mainstream media neglects to who what where why and how anymore.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Awesome: I love the back up singers your love keeps lifting me higher higher. We have devolved to RAP crap from wonderful music what a shame 50 years ago the music was created by talent now it is desecrated by hip nots.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    How can you stop the rain from falling down?
    How can you stop the sun from shinning?
    Easy bee gees Man controls the weather stupid deniers. How about the awesome song by The Troggs "Love is all around"
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Glad you pitched in, Dobrien.
    Me dino forgot about O's dysfunctional parental upbringing.
    Maybe that's all there is to go figure about O. His roots had commie crap for soil to grow up from.
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thank you back for a memory! I used to sing along with "To Love Somebody" on my radio when I was a reporter/photographer driving from A to B in my car.
    A bit of unrequited love had me going "uh-huh" and "tell me about it" when the Bee Gees sang ":How Do You Mend A Broken Heart?"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTQiT...
    LOL! The answer? I found it. Find another girl!
    I used to make fun of "I Started A Joke." I even had it memorized and inserted sobbing noises when I sang it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkG4o...
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  • Posted by Dobrien 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    His Dad met Stanley when she was an 18 year old student in a Russian language class in Hawaii Senior dreamed of getting a free ride to Harvard thanks to Kennedy but Stanley and Barry did not fit the picture that's when his 1/2 brother was sired.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hi Allosaur,
    Thanks for the memories of discos and the Bee Gees back then I had to get lucky and not get carded by the bouncers to Boogie on down.
    You don't know what its like
    Baby you don't know what it's like
    This is my alltime favorite Bee Gees song
    To love somebody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykU8i...
    Not exactly disco but it served its purpose with the fairer sex good times.
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That's O for ya!
    Just a chip off the ole' block!
    A nut does not fall far from its nut tree either.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hi Irshultis,
    I wish Pres Zero (thanks J Brenner) and his admin felt the same about Homo sapiens as you do. Here is an example when discussing the fact that early in his term the President did not think to highly of American Exceptionalism and said
    ( showing his disdain for G.B. After returning a gift of bust of W. Churchill) "Greeks and The British thought their country was special too. "
    His senior aid in the State Dept Anne Marie Slaughter said "when American history is told by the winners, by white people who were in charge it looks one way. When American history is told by people every bit as patriotic, but who saw a different side of course it is going to change."
    I see them as bigots.
    Regards ,
    DOB
    Oh and by the way he was brought up by a mother named Stanley who had a communist education at the little red school house and she had communist parents.
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    To answer your question, two words, Jurassic Park, though I've read since the first movie that scientists say you can't get dino DNA from the blood of prehistoric mosquito trapped in amber.
    So two other words: time travel.
    As for changing Obama, that's impossible. Figuring him out? That's easier than impossible.
    So there ya go.
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  • Posted by lrshultis 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Though I do not like Obama and I do consider him to be in possession of much misinformation and that he is still a member of the sub species Homo Sapiens Sapiens and that does not have enough variation to have distinct races, the genetic code is too close for that. Ethnic grouping does not cut it either, just continues a basis for hatred.
    Perhaps being the last of your dino species makes it necessary to make fun of members of mankind. If you want to change Obama, use reason with facts and if that does not work, he will eventually die and just leave some memories and written and video material to be discussed by your dino offspring.
    To those others who need to use other than facts and reason, clean up your childish acts and give even the despicable ones at least the fact of their names, after that just the facts might be good since the name calling only lowers your intelligence due to holding a lot of nonsense in your knowledge bases.

    I still do not see how a dino other than birds had escaped the long term extinction of your kind?
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 7 years, 7 months ago
    I watched the Dana Show on the Blaze today ( I normally don't turn to the Blaze for any news) she had on the Chief Meteorologist Joseph D'Aleo form Weather BELL. He gave a great lesson on the working of hurricane Andrew but when the question came up about global warming, completely destroyed that theory. I couldn't even begin to describe his lecture but needless to say this guest was incredible.
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Wonder if those occasional donation seeking emails about O seeking to be the secretary general
    of the UN are on the money--especially since me dino hasn't given them any.
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  • Posted by Steven-Wells 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I just tried. Amazon and eBay both respond, "0 results for Bittsh B Gawn."
    I also tried "Pelosi Repellent" but it didn't give the correct answer, namely, "Yes, she is! Quite right."
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It was a spoof commercial...don't think there was ever an actual spray can of ingredients that could make her go away...too bad
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    With Halloween around the corner, maybe you should try "witch be gone."
    Or maybe just a bucket of water will do.
    Me dino used to suggest tossing water on nasty Nancy Pelosi.
    Why not an even more destructive evil hag?
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  • Posted by Steven-Wells 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I tried both Amazon and eBay searches with "bitch be gone". Some odd products came up, but nothing suitable for use against the candidate who wants to be the first female American Anti-Christ.
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, but we will be more PC climate change sanctimonious than our moral inferiors while we let them drown us.
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