It's a crisis, Dems!. The sick evil hag may lose the election. A solution?
Emperor O the Great and Powerful Progressive is pledging $10 million of our money to naturalize immigrants before the election.

As I write, presently at the top of this article's discussion area is one Carmen B, who wrote~

"This is outrageous! I had to take the initiative to become a naturalized American citizen-- needed to be here for a number of years, take the test in English and pass it. I am sure a number of native born Americans would not pass this test. The joy was the become an American citizen, This is simply a political move to help democrats at the voting booth. Disgusting!"

Me dino supposes these naturalized whatever language they speak citizens will be registered to vote perhaps by some community organizer, who shall then hand them sample ballots with a red ring drawn around Shillary's real name and anyone else with a D.
Wonder if that helper's first or last name may turn out to be Mohamed, Mohammad or Muhammad. (Variants provided by spell checker).

Instead of "Politics" for a category, me dino chose "Government" due to Tyrant King Barry's blatant abuse of power.