My New Reality
Lately, my life seems to be getting more complicated. I'm so confused! Here is my situation:
I was born white, which makes me a racist
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am non-unionwhich makes me a traitor to the working class.
I am a Jew, which makes me an infidel. I am older than 75 which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason: therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me which makes me reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I am a right wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.
I and my friends acquired a good education and paid off my debts which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I served in the armed forces and believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
Can anyone help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I am anymore. Besides -- I'm not sure what bathroom I should use.
I was born white, which makes me a racist
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am non-unionwhich makes me a traitor to the working class.
I am a Jew, which makes me an infidel. I am older than 75 which makes me a useless old man.
I think and I reason: therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me which makes me reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I am a right wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.
I and my friends acquired a good education and paid off my debts which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I served in the armed forces and believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
Can anyone help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I am anymore. Besides -- I'm not sure what bathroom I should use.
I want to get a t shirt with "deplorable me" on it
It looks like we're on almost identical paths:
Lately, my life seems to be getting more complicated. I'm so confused! Here is my situation:
I was born black, which makes me a racist (or a victim). Actually, I'm neither.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist. Actually, a fascist wants to dip his hands in others' pockets, which doesn't describe me.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe. Actually, I'm a realist, and I don't want my fantasies to trump reality.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class. In reality, being part of a union is more likely to make one a traitor to the working class.
I am a Jew, which makes me an infidel (doesn't bother me).
I am older than 68 which makes me a useless old man (in the eyes of some - not mine, since I clearly have a LOT to offer).
I think and I reason: therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me which makes me reactionary. Better reactionary than stupid.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe. But America/industrial culture IS superior to all others.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I am a right wing extremist. If you think that's wrong, try breaking into my house.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social. Being social doesn't mean that I'm a patsy.
I and my friends acquired a good education and paid off our debts which makes us some kind of an odd underachievers. Actually, it makes us the bedrock of America.
I served in the armed forces and believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist. I sometimes wish I were a general who would develop rational rules of engagement.
Can anyone help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I am anymore. Besides -- I'm not sure what bathroom I should use. Just kidding. I have no problem distinguishing between reality and fantasy.
There's not too much hope since lefties have been working at this for about 100 year while we sat around being smug.
I just the Congress would stop the Prez from bringing all these middle eastern immigrants in. It just makes me so angry. He just want to Islamize America.
Also, all those who don't know what gender they are report to the nearest Genetic Correction Center to re-establish the correct sexual orientation.
I'm just recovering from left hip replacement surgery and I'm going to have to wait till my next Doctors appt to find out if I can drive and get a job. I'm tired of living on just social security.
I regret not going to Kings Point Merchant Marine Academy, my father was a graduate from there during WW2.
There, I feel a little better.
Where is John Galt?
This one's primarily for the BW. If it were just for me, that would be more my type of car. However, I'm too old for a 350 hp car. Reflexes shot so reaction time at 80+ mph would surely get me killed and I'm not finished with myself yet.
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/bl...
350 hp, 350 ft-lbs, 6 speed, AWD w/torque vectoring, gray (to avoid attention from blue tax collectors).
A mattress? Or a friendly ghost?
We are OBJECTIVISTS, and we are proud of it!
I am amazed, however how many took it seriously. A sign of the times. We live in such an upside down world that serious stuff is laughable and humor is serious.
Also you are a jew. That makes you both an infidel and a heathen! Let's not underplay!
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