So, I had to fly out on a business trip recently. I noticed that they funnel everybody through the machine that xrays your clothing. So, I assumed the surrender pose and got zapped. Then, afterward I really got groped good. My private parts were lifted and fondled. They looked down my pants, squeezed my thighs, even swabbed my hands. They even made sure there wasn't a terrorist between my buns. I felt so safe afterward! But, as I walked off with my shoes in my hand and my belt undone like I just had a tryst in the back of a cab it dawned on me, "Hey...our borders are wide open. HEY!"