you two

Ba dum cha!

Sometimes things just work out in the *end*. :)

This is a tough call.

There may have been RMD's involved.

astro glide? lol economy sized

Camp BOHICA..coming for you. Damn. I guess every cop car is required to carry Kentucky jelly along with the gloves? This is so out of control.

Never heard that one before. Kentucky Hesitation, yes, lol!

ready made divas

Um, nice turn of phrase, OA, "The taxpayer always gets the shaft..." Lol! But you are correct. Technically, we citizens are our own militia. Let's cut them off of our payroll. It is our money, after all.

Rear manipulation device

light bulb

I know that you don't stay up late enough to get all of the PSA's on cable (they have to run them for free, so they wait until the buying audience goes nite-nite), but:

We are supposed to be on the lookout for RMD's...Rocks of Mass Destruction.

required minimum distribution?

Everybody ready? Can we say "police state"?
I have never understood how we can grant immunity to the police for things like this. The taxpayer always gets the shaft because the municipality's may be sued but the police are more often than not given suspension with pay, while anyone else committing such would go to jail!

unbelievable! Notice how we are posting at least one of these a week, lately