A Memorial Day Laugh...the cosmo knows we need one.
Muslim martyrs get delicious surprise instead of 72 virgins
It's 72---------? You won't believe it...so swallow your slurpy and be prepared for a qut laugh...
It's 72---------? You won't believe it...so swallow your slurpy and be prepared for a qut laugh...
Never liked raisin's. Don't mind if others do, to me they also ruin a good oatmeal cookie.
As far as virgins go, they would be over rated. I value experience but first I value life!
I also have three small boxes of raisins left over from an eight-pack I bought previously.
Today I shall eat raisins and say "Allah Akbar" before I pop a handful into my mouth.
I have only love for anyone who dislikes food that I like. The Muslim disdain for pork means more bacon for Old Dino.
That is, unless the Obamanable One can get his beloved refugees to fundamentally take over.
And consider my grown son who hates tomatoes and scoops all of his into my salad bowl at restaurants.
Now that's what I call a good salad!
This would be followed by pulling the trap door to hell.
Surprise!
Wasn't gonna count 'em until I read what you wrote.
The count? 76! Pretty darn close!
Call it simply...72 Raisins...
why wait when you could have heaven now...
Now pork is another story. From one animal we get ham ,bacon, pork chops. roast, spare ribs , tenderloin, sausage. salami.
I'll trade you my raisins for the bone from a ham.
I will simmer it for hours and make pea soup, and share the soup with you too. Yum
PS its great to dine with your son isn't it?
Had to put a slab of spare ribs in the freezer when I was invited to eat somewhere else at the last minute on Memorial Day.
I'll drown them in a slow cooker with barbecue sauce when I'm in a spareribs mood again.
Won't be long since I love 'em.
Recall Muslim inmates complaining when pork was served back when I was a corrections officer at a state prison.
On two separate occasions I heard two different Muslim inmates say the exact same thing with the same pregnant pause~
"I don't eat . . . swine."
I never met a Muslim inmate who wasn't black.
The prison had a group of white guys who successfully sued to grow a Native American garden for proclaimed religious reasons.
One day a real Native American inmate showed up, who said, "I don't want anything to do with those phony Indians."
What is a southern Bama Dino's favorite BBQ sauce?
The conversion of many black people to Muslim started in the late 60's early 70's ; Remember Cassius Clay and Lew Alcindor.
When in prison, the prisoner has lost his rights and freedom. That's the punishment for being felonious. That goes double for murderers and people who "railroad" innocents unjustly.
Training a state corrections officer pretty much concentrates on the state not getting sued.
In Alabama you start out being trained at the corrections academy in Selma for eight weeks in sort of a paramilitary boot camp. I saw people quit and get sent home.
One week a year is devoted to annual training where I repeatedly heard that a "block of instruction" about a particular subject "passes liability over to you" as in talking to me in a class.
What does that mean? I'll give a simple example. I walk up to an inmate who is mouthing off about how good my mama was in his bed, I pull my baton and knock his eye out.
#1. Verbal abuse is a reason to write an inmate up, not to strike him.
#2. Deliberate head strikes with a baton is forbidden and even an accidental strike can get you in hot water, especially if the inmate sues.
#3 I've been trained to know such things. This is documented by training records. An inmate's lawyer would still try to go for where the real money is while the DOC would be pointing at me, saying, "It's all his fault and we have documentation to prove it. Documentation that he even signed."
By the way is your favorite BBQ sauce a secret?
Awaiting my slow cooker are three bottles of "Kraft slow simmered Hickory Smoke Barbecue Sauce" that I bought on sale Sunday.
Know all about CYA and Dirty Harry at the end of Magnum Force saying "Every man has to know his limitations" just after he lets his evil boss get blown up in a car at the end of that movie.
Keeping that that movie line in mind helped Officer Dino from getting in over his head throughout the years.
Some time check out out how only a convicted criminal is still supposed to be a slave (with no rights?) in Section 1 of the 13th Amendment.
Ha! Plenty more about the Constitution being ignored these days. .
Offer of a online course Constitution 101.
A course that is required to graduate from Hillsdale. I will look for section 1 of the13th amendment Thanks for your insight.
Libtards must hate the place.
The shriveled up raisins in contrast to virgins in the piece was a hilarious touch.
both have their virtues, but raisins are nowhere as
tricky and worthy of intense respect! -- j
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A jihadist blows himself up. When his consciousness returns he realizes he is in heaven . He looks arounf for his 72 virgins. There are a large number of people just distant enough so he can't make them out. One man breaks away from the crowd and walks toward him who looks a lot like Thomas Jefferson. The Jihadist whines, "Where are my 72 virgins?" The man slaps him hard across the face. "No, you fool," he says, slapping him again, "You don't get 72 virgins, you get 72 Virginians."
both have their virtues, but raisins are nowhere as
tricky and worthy of intense respect! -- j
.
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