In todays headlines? Democrats ready to split into two parties? Asks to RNC chairman to replace Debbie. Clinton fitted for lead boots. Obama Kerry decide on where next war will be. In other news.

Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 7 years, 11 months ago to Politics
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Looks like Waddle short for Wicked Witch Of The Left WWOTL is going to change from lard but possibly to lard boots. I've seen boat anchors not work that well. On the world front Country Joe McDonald is planning a well needed comeback as the congress and chief war monger Kerry gears up to draft women in the war against everything, everywhere, everyone. Debbie Whatestlost Schatzie suffers the crowning insult of losing her job to a RINO. Trump moves back towards the Constitution with his SCOTUS picks and to be fair what you see is probably what you will get. But he's my kind of a##hole and certainly no insider. Unlike with Clinton I won't have to put the flag at half mast upside down. No vote from me but I doubt mine will be needed. I shall have my cake and a steak to go too.

The uncrowning touch came with the suggestion of using Billyum to guide the economy. Are they that out touch with reality? Slight of hand and mirrors is not a balanced budget with a surplus and think think think dumbie how many more scandals does the national mansion deserve?

So Sanders getz the Socialist Party minus the fickle safe spotters, The Dinos get whats left of the left. 'sore ass' earns an IRS investigation. for his offshore antics, Kerry faces inciting a war without a license and somewhere in this great land on some nameless cold back alley corner Waddle dreams of regaining those lost pounds.

In the White House? hey i just report the newz I'm no journalist. That's your job.

This just in The son of a fortunate son working in the Pentagon as a janitor finds the wadded up Papers that were never needed. What plans? "I burned them. I'm no ingrate nor a Danny Boys piper to Trumps br#ass psychiatrist. Excuse me I have to take this call.

Woodie? Bernie hows it going? How much? Deal!



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