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Grammar Fail: Texas Republicans say most Texans are gay.

Posted by MikeMarotta 9 years, 5 months ago to Humor

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"Homosexuality is a chosen behavior that is contrary to the fundamental unchanging truths that has been ordained by God in the Bible, recognized by our nations founders, and shared by the majority of Texans." -- http://www.reuters.com/article/us-tex...

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Posted by Turfprint 9 years, 5 months ago

There are two kinds of men in Texas, steers and queers and I don’t see no horns on you Mike.

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  Posted by MikeMarotta 9 years, 5 months ago
  
  I am not homosexual. I am transgender. I will post more on that later.
  
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    Posted by khalling 9 years, 5 months ago
    
    omg. you are having WAY too much fun here
    
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    Posted by richrobinson 9 years, 5 months ago
    
    In a related story, I will be skipping Mikes posts for a while. :-)
    
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      Posted by rockymountainpirate 9 years, 5 months ago
      
      Ditto
      
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    Posted by Turfprint 9 years, 5 months ago
    
    One horn? Horn stubs?
    
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  Posted by Olduglycarl 9 years, 5 months ago
  
  Now that's funny but I don't see how, "you" see "Mike" while on the interweb and know he has, "no horns".
  
  Skipe...maybe?
  
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    Posted by Turfprint 9 years, 5 months ago
    
    I didn't actually "see" him. I just know these things.
    
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      Posted by MichaelAarethun 9 years, 5 months ago
      
      They stole that line from Californicatia
      
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  Posted by richrobinson 9 years, 5 months ago
  
  Is that from "Officer and a Gentleman"?
  
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