One for me, nineteen for the IRS
I just got done paying taxes for my wife and I, for each kid, for each kid's trust, for my parents, for my mom's yearly estate bill, and for her estate (or as the IRS puts it, exit taxes) tax.
I think I need a little therapy.
I think I need a little therapy.
SOURCE URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbQiVQuiu04
But now, thanks to a "service" I don't need, desire or want (Obamacare) I am once more required to file a 1040 in order to establish that I and my wife have medical coverage. I get all my medical services through the VA or from any nearby Army base hospital. My wife has the same access as I do plus she can go to any civilian hospital at VA expense.
So I had government insurance, paid for by the government, but for some reason the IRS can't dial up my SSN to see that without my spending hours chasing around to fill out forms that say I had no income, I paid no taxes and My medical is provided by a governmental agency.
I so want to not communicate with the IRS - EVER, but now I'm forced to once again.
of the obamacare invasion into your life. -- j
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that's the government way! -- j
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Yesterday I got on my computer to download and print out the forms, as I have been doing for many years. But my printer refused to function. I tried every piece of advice I could find in order to fix it - ending up after over an hour online with Epson by realizing that the printer was kaput. They said to just take it to my nearest service center, but that's almost 100 miles away by either plane or boat, since it's in Puerto Rico. So it would cost me over.three times the original cost of the printer to go there and back.
After tossing my printer in the ocean, I went to the local IRS office to get the forms. What forms? We're out, and won't be getting any more until next week at the earliest.
So that's why I have wasted the better part of a day just getting the forms to fill out. Now comes the fun part where I figure out just how much more money the IRS is going to extort this year.
If you download the files, you can fill them out in Adobe Acrobat.
I should have stopped by you on my recent cruise. We visited St. Thomas and St. John. There were three boats flying pirate colors in Charlotte Amalie.
I would be happy to meet with any Gulch members if & when they are on St Thomas. Just give me a call at 540-547-6816. If you let me know what you want to do in STT/STJ, I'll be happy to arrange it for you. I know the best people in watersports on the island, or if you just want to relax at a sparsely-populated beach, I know the best ones.
If you lose my phone number, just go to or call up Hull Bay Hideaway, and ask for the Professor.
We disposed of some ghetto-rentals the trust owned last year, I've had zero to do with the things, questions like basis cost+improvements (since 1981) with zero record keeping - well, I was creatively conservative you might say.
Are you familiar with a device called a bataka? It's a sort of small, firm, l pillow with a handle at one end. Its purpose is to grasp the handle and beat the living crap out of a mattress or another pillow. You might find that to be quite cathartic. It has kept me out of jail, many times.
Small consolation!
Be thankful I don't take it all. - Taxman, by the Beatles
There used to be an annual exemption for gifting a certain amount to the offspring but many have there funds tied up in the value of the land they rent from the government so now it's probably gone since they can re-rent it to someone else.
Second tidbit
IRS does all the filings that are paying first, Then they do the ones that have refunds indicated
If they find you owe they don't make a notification but post it on a web site called something like status of refund under http://IRS.Org the main url.
If you don't get your refund check there chances are you owe and it's the 60 day clock ticking.
They do not indicate why or show an adjusted 1040 just say pay this much additional and give a slight hint as to which section ....and no humans respond. Assuming there are any.
Other than harassing the working class I can't imagine why they exist nor why anyone would vote for their two main supporters Democrats and Republicans. (Socialist left and Socialist Right wings)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RWEZ...
Very appropriate - both of them.
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p.s. and when you're downstream a little, try this
fourteen-year-old Parisian prodigy::: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he7Wg...
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his guitar ... I have a few, but check out his! -- j
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IWMp...
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high spot or two. . be well, sir! -- j
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