Ammo Company Sells Pork-Laced Bullets
1. logistics: when the bullet is fired, is the pork removed? Does the pork become rancid? If not, is it enough to effect the purpose? Do you just need a molecule of pork to keep you from heaven? Do we have statistics on whether silver bullets actually worked on vampires? If these bullets keep them out of Heaven, will we now just have muslim terrorist zombies, thereby compounding our problems? Will the supply of virgins be so large that demand wanes? If the muslim terrorist is ignorant that the bullet is pork laced, and so therefore is not impeded from Heaven, is there a further market opportunity to advertise pork laced bullets are in use- like laser lights shows against the rocks at night.
Is this the only ammo currently on the shelves?
Is this the only ammo currently on the shelves?