There is an App for that. It will replace all words categorized as offensive to/by the State with approved language when sent. It will then, inform the government of your transgressions and enroll you in re-education camp.
I think the whole alert thing is weird. I just want the alert to my bill. period. I can see it now-Alert! We have not received your IRS Obamacare penalty!
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I can see it now-Alert! We have not received your IRS Obamacare penalty!